Trace Evans

[Trace Evans @TraceEvans19]

@amoslee and @lukecombs, where's the collab?

[CDC @CDCgov]

CDC has confirmed the 1st human infection of 2022 w/ a flu virus that usually spreads in pigs. The person infected had direct contact w/ pigs at an agricultural fair. Public health risk from these types of infections is low, but CDC recommends precautions: https://t.co/qUss4M3j2W

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

it’s crazy to think stranger things premiered 12 years ago

[IGN @IGN]

Reports indicate that Rust assistant director David Halls, who allegedly handed Alec Baldwin the prop gun that accidentally discharged, was fired from a previous production after being involved in a separate weapon discharge incident. https://t.co/Tyjcwa3GmT

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

I worked at a movie theater when I was 19 and multiple times a week I would have to clean up popcorn that someone had poured directly into the cup holder to snack out of

so people like that exist and i want you to know that

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

I watched almost every single oscar movie of 2020 and then forgot to watch the oscars. Anyways did they absolutely screw it up again?

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

if loud = funny and poop = funny then how funny is loud poop

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

THE CUBS HAVE ACQUIRED THE MARLINS HOME RUN SCULPTURE!!!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Watching Miley Cyrus butcher Queen, Blondie and Stevie Nicks at the NCCA basketball finals.

Wow. Not good. Sorry.

[Jordan Castro @jordan_castro15]

Course record? Prob 🔥

[OpTic HecZ @H3CZ]

@LunkersTV @AlexPeric3 I’d also like a million dollars.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doge spelled backwards is Egod

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

In the Marvel Multiverse they should establish a universe where every character is played by Nicholas Cage.

[Damien Haas @DamienHaas]

Pssshh, you mean you actually define your personality by your astrological sign, something that’s so clearly made up?
As a proud Ravenclaw, I find that ridiculous.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

If I was the president I would call a random number every night and be like “hey this is the president” and just ask people how their day is going.

[EA SPORTS @EASPORTS]

For those who never stopped believing...

#EASPORTSCollegeFootball

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Here come the shorty apologists
Give them no respect
Get Shorty

[A$AP TAN MAN⚾ @Twang1612]

Our government isn’t for the people

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

GameStop destroyed wall street, and soon Hot Topic will destroy the universe