My ex bf used to get mad at me for going out without him. but yesterday, my current boyfriend picked me up from the bar w a snack wrap, McDouble & my fav drink in the passenger seat, and said "you're so hot, omg I missed you".....girls never date a man who's insecure.
I’ll never forget my daughter got in trouble at school.
Teacher: What body of land is called The Boot?
My little: Italy
Teacher: No, it’s Louisiana.
My little: Oh, you’re local minded.
We got ice cream afterwards.