Trace Shelton

Writer, editor, husband and empty-nest parent.

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@EricLDaugh That burns me up. This girl is against education. She needs to drop out so she can be a MAGA dumbass on her own time and not distract people who actually want to learn

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I just scored 137,551 on The Hobbit #pinball machine by @JJPinball 17918-1 via @hobbitpinball

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@BretU20 @colecubelic @dmcallister26 He wasn't nervous. He was furious. Go watch the entire press conference.

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#TAMUgrad Reilly Shelton!

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@SECNetwork @UA_Athletics I love this because people don’t care about a single win anymore, they only care about how the team is ranked at the end of the year or whether they won a championship. Every game matters on its own. All the other stuff is great, but it’s not what football is really about

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Just wrote my first long-form article for @instoremag in quite some time. Why? Because the subject, @dangordon, is fascinating. Read for yourself. https://t.co/9aPOCbFRNe

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@SeeFanous @aggietfxc And yet you took the time to reply to a tweet from Aggie Track & Field...

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@billyliucci @KirkHerbstreit Galloway on Ohio State: “They can’t help how many games they played or who they beat.” Galloway on TAMU: “They only beat two teams with winning records.”