MayTe 💙🗽💙

We are our own undoing…

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DUE TO DONALD BREAKING ALL RECORDS AND CAUSING THE BIGGEST ONE DAY DROP IN NASDAQ HISTORY, I AM PROUD TO NOMINATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR THE FIFA PRIZE IN ECONOMICS, POOL CLEANING, AND GENERAL GENIUSNESS.

[MayTe 💙🗽💙 @TraceyTorres]

@johnekat25296 @OBJuanJuan @DemocraticWins Not to mention noise! Data Centers don’t create jobs, they take them. Data Centers are needed to run AI! AI is going to replace most jobs! Mine included!

[MayTe 💙🗽💙 @TraceyTorres]

@tlow @DemocraticWins @WisconsinFix Because the President is a dinosaur and is trying to make it that we only rely on the dinosaurs for oil. Trump supports “unregulated” AI for all of his billionaires buddies so that they can richer! Screw the rest of us! 😡

[BigDaddy @strujillo075]

Congrats to Xavier Becerra for advancing to the runoff, where he will then become the next Governor of the great state of California. His opponent is low IQ and supports the very policies Trump has used to destroy our economy. Xavier will finish him off on Election Night!!!!

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Donald Trump is not a fan of free and fair elections, but we already knew that.

California: We count every ballot. Thank you for your patience as we give democracy time to work.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The entire Republican party from Trump down is saying California rigged the election. With ZERO proof. AGAIN

But Elon Musk basically admitted he stole the 2024 election for Trump, yet we're crazy if we question Elons own words.

[MayTe 💙🗽💙 @TraceyTorres]

Yay! Oh that’s right! I forgot! It’s rigged, it’s only a “ non-rigged” vote if it favors Republicans! #trumptastrophe

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Former U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services and Democrat Xavier Becerra has advanced to the general election for California governor.
https://t.co/e7n1E2SSt8

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Trying to understand how it’s legal for a POTUS to tell voters he’ll ensure their state receives funding if they vote like he tells them to while promising they won’t receive the said funding if they disobey his orders on who to vote for

Thought we fought a revolution over this?

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I am so fucking sick of watching republicans scream about CA elections

You want to fucking know why CA takes so long to count ballots?

Let's take a state like Montana. Their total state population is 1.4 million while ours here in CA is 40 million

In Montana, about 300K people vote. In CA, about 24 million people vote

I know you ignorant, toothless, GOP motherfuckers barely passed basic math, but when you have tens of millions of votes, this takes longer to count

So shut your fucking Pie Holes & deal with it bitches

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Interestingly, the last time California was dumb enough to elect a Republican as governor was in 2006, who immediately asked a Democrat to help him save the state from going bankrupt. That Democrat who helped save California from bankruptcy was none other than Karen Bass.

[Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff]

Let’s be honest about what this is:

A blatant attempt to cast doubt in our election results, and a phony pretext for Trump to act illegally in the midterms.

California has safe and secure elections. And it takes time for every vote to count.

It’s called democracy, Donald.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Now the fraud is rampant and the care is low.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

In US history, we have never had a president whose overriding concern is not for the American people, but for his own self-enrichment... until Trump.

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[MayTe 💙🗽💙 @TraceyTorres]

And everyone pretends all is fine !

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

What do you think Trump is dreaming about? 😂😂

[Justin Uthergi @JUthergi]

@jimstewartson Couldn't we have just one day where this orange octogenarian dotard IS NOT a national embarrassment???
Just one?

[Aggressive Jezebel Spirit Fella @Patrice_Royale]

@jimstewartson @WalterAppling I made it through approximately one and a half minutes before I felt my IQ starting to dip.

[Genieo @genieobrien]

@jimstewartson

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

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You may see clips of Trump’s self-evident dementia, but the full effect requires stamina. Here is NINE MINUTES of Trump talking about his fountains in a Cabinet meeting.

Try to read it. I dare you.

“D.C. and D.C. is looking beautiful. The fountains are almost all open. We had 28 of them, and we have one in particular, a very long lake, we call it. They're reflecting lake between the Lincoln Monument. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. You take a look at between Lincoln and Washington. You have the longest, like 2,400 feet long. That's longer than the tallest building in the world, if you set it on your side. And it's almost 200 feet wide. And for-- actually, it was built in 1922. And from 1920 to '21, it really never worked. It always leaked. And it was a problem about things. And hundreds of millions was spent. The Biden administration and the Obama administration spent hundreds of millions of dollars trying to get it to work, and they failed. And we'll be spending-- you'll give me a number. But I think it's very low numbers, like in the number that we originally talked about. Where we cleaned it, we fumigated it, that we had 10 major truck dumpsters of garbage taken out. Can you believe it? Friend of mine came in. Very substantial person from Germany. Want to see the Washington Monument. I wanted to see the Lincoln Memorial. He said, I look, but that horrible reflecting pond is disgusting. It's filthy dirty and disgusting. I said, really, I drove down. I said, secret shares was taken dry. And we went down. I said, that's terrible. And for the most part, it didn't work. I mean, they wouldn't even have water in there. But when they did, it was just dirty, filthy water that leaked out. And we got to work on it. And they were supposed to cost almost 400, think of it, 400 million dollars, because it's like putting the skin on a skyscraper. But bigger, much bigger, many skyscrapers, you could almost say, other than for the world. So I think of it, the world's tallest skyscraper is shorter than 2,400 feet. So we went to work. And over the years, I built hundreds of pools. I built them every time I built them. I always like to build the Olympic size swimming pools. And I was very aware of swimming pool, what goes into making a swimming pool. It's not as simple as people think. You never wanted to leak. You want a beautiful surface. I said, you know, I have an idea, Doug. We sat down. I said, let's take that long thing where we're going to fix it with concrete, which leaks, concrete, all sorts of other materials that all leak and don't look good. They're gray. And swimming pool, I have a swimming pool right up the road. I built it 22 years ago. It's perfect. I said, does it ever leak, though? It's good contractors. I actually called it a couple of the contractors, got some ideas from them. And I gave it to Doug and Doug's done an unbelievable job. And so they were going to spend maybe 400 million dollars. I don't know. You never know with cost overruns and everything. But it was going to take years to build three years, four years. And we'll have it done before July 4th substantially, before July 4th. If we didn't have such a bad weather the last four or five days, it could have been almost done. We have to-- you can't do this substance in the rain. And what they did is they cleaned it. They took out, as I said, more than 10 dumpsters of garbage. Shovels, it was disgusting. Well, every corner, every corner, had massive amounts of-- I guess that's the way the tide goes. But at massive amounts of garbage, we then steamed clean it. We then sandblasted it. And then we pebble blasted. That's a bigger version of sand. We made the surface as good as it can be. Now we're now covering it with the most beautiful blue. Very thick, you think of it as a very sophisticated form of rubber. No leaks, no problems. And it's beautiful. It's called American Flag Blue that was the color we chose.”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement