Traci Drescher

Dance teacher, I tweet some funny things my students say. I also tweet about: sports, OU, the Dallas Cowboys, The Bachelor and all its spinoffs, and dogs.

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

@AdamSchefter @GottliebShow

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

As a reminder,

The US has had 46 presidents. Among them, there have been 91 criminal felony charges indicted. Those charges are distributed among the presidents as in the following list:

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[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

"You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American" - Reagan, 1988

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

@rejectedjokes @taylorswift13 I’m a Swiftie (didn’t go to the tour because 💰) who went to your Austin show in August!

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

@guiltyasdiego Does NOLA mean something different to you? I grew up only knowing NOLA=New Orleans so I’m genuinely curious. The postal code abbreviation for the state of Louisiana is LA, that’s where the LA part comes from so it makes sense to me.

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

@ghostscappp Too many have forgotten the wise words of Treebeard and it’s made the discourse nearly unbearable up until now. Was season 1 perfect? No. Was it clearly gearing up for a season like we got? Yes.

[Travis J Davidson @TravisSkol]

Win steak, “regular season win streak”, whatever.

47 straight is STILL the bar.

And it belongs to this man.

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

Cowboys fans watching Derrick Henry running all over us, knowing we could’ve signed him this season but Jerry didn’t want to. #DallasCowboys #BALvsDAL

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

@lotr2hp @drewTEOAA @FellowshipFans Isn’t one of their old colonies where Theo and that group settled? Isildur mentioned something when he saw the aqueducts and then he fixed them.

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

This meme seemed appropriate since the only thing Sam was able to say about Jenn was “hot.” #TheBachelorette

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Rep. @JasmineForUS: Republicans' attacks on Kamala Harris tell you everything you need to know about these clowns. They try to pretend we don't have credentials. JD Vance is trying to walk into a role with way fewer qualifications than our Vice President. Before serving as Vice President, she had been elected a prosecutor, Attorney General, and to the U.S. Senate. JD Vance has been in the Senate for not even two years. I don't want to hear Republicans say 'DEI hire.' This is them talking about the fact that they literally cannot measure up to my Vice President and the soon to be President of the United States

[Traci Drescher @TraciDrescher]

@RedDirtSport Is no one going to point out that she said 6 kids when there are clearly 7?

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Trump showed up an hour late in record heat to his rally, while multiple rally-goers had medical emergencies.

Then one of his rally-goers gets shot and killed, and others are injured. What is he doing the next day? Playing golf.

Now the family of the man who was killed is saying he hasn’t even reached out to them. He does not give a singular fuck about his supporters.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

The gang that screamed “Hang Mike Pence” now clutch their pearls over political violence.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Honestly don't want Trump to get shot, I just want Trump to not be president so that other people, like little kids in classrooms, don't get shot.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Two things can be true:

Trump should have never been shot at. The attempt on his life is atrocious and should absolutely be condemned.

And

Trump should not be president because of the hateful and authoritarian language he's used the last 8 years.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

When right-wing scum tried to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, Republicans made excuses.

When a lunatic beat Paul Pelosi with a hammer, they made jokes.

And when Trump sent a mob to attack the Capitol, they made up lies.

Don’t lecture us about condemning violence.

[EddieG @BhoyBass]

@CheriJacobus

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘. 🏆

For the fourth consecutive year, your Oklahoma Sooners are 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒!

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