Track Dad

A new age of bullshit

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

Sports gambling is the new crypto

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"vlad the impaled" has an awfully nice ring to it, doesn't it?

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

I think I might be over living through historical events not gunna lie

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

Today is a great day to drop every commitment I have ever made and instead go for a walk in the woods.

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

Stable?!?!?! I don’t have a horse

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

I’ve started signing all my emails with “with love”

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

“Last Friday night” by Katy Perry is unfortunately close to being a non-fiction account of my life right now

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning @budlight

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

Me knows who deserves a beer. (Read the first world again)
@AnheuserBusch

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

I may feel like shit but at least I can go back to licking doorknobs now!!! #neverwashingmyhandsagain #vaccinated

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

I miss kams!!

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

I’m on some crackhead shit

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

@budlight did someone say shower beer?

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

@naturallight @MillerLite #nattysweepstakes

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

Pro tip: look up the Washburn factory explosion.... shit is wild

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

It’s time for my monthly bender

[Track Dad @Track_Dad10]

I want to fuck this man up