Alpha Tracker

Part time troll. You are responsible for your buys and sells. In Soviet Russia, the coins jeet you!

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Fun Fact: $CYPH is still under 100m market cap

$ZEC army 💪

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

@Dubbiosismo I secretly hate money

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

I panicked sold $TE at $1.85 after earnings call

Everyone laugh at me

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Jensen resigns > stock drops > new lows > wait some time > Jensen back as CEO

Is that the plan?

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Jensen Huang resigning wasn’t in my cards this morning $NVDA

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Son: Why are we poor?
Me: Check this out

$NVDA

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

@The__Solstice $CYPH
$OKLO
$TE

Pick your losers

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Michael Burry somewhere out there hearing $NVDA affair news

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Hey @grok if Jensen had multiple affairs, and gets kicked as the CEO, what’s he going to do next?

[Cypherpunk @cypherpunk]

https://t.co/SEmXhLXwoe

[Frank Chaparro @fintechfrank]

Zcash is getting the full-page treatment in today’s Wall Street Journal.

Grayscale has taken out a front-page ad promoting Zcash, along with another full-page ad inside highlighting its Zcash investment fund (ZCSH).

[mert @mert]

zcash on the wall street journal today

[Will McEvoy @will__mcevoy]

@mert on Zcash pioneering ZK:

"Everybody's heard of ZK proofs. What you might not know is Zcash was the first production system in history to have them live. It took a long time, but now ZK works at planetary scale."

Zcash didn't adopt ZK. It shipped it first.

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Markets dumping

zcash:native says cook stuff

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

@cypherpunk Release the mining numbers, I need to know if I can afford theater popcorn or not.

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

You have one job $CLOV

Stay tf above $5

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

@InvestorDenis Everything is a high risk if you’re a pussy

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

@nikitabier Very, 48% of the time you can’t tell if eye contact is made

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

@KobeissiLetter You absolutely can make it up, most things in life are made up

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

Wait a min…

Can more CEOs have affairs plz? This shit might be working

[Alpha Tracker @TrackerDeAlpha]

@KobeissiLetter Ya for like 8 nanoseconds 🤣