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Bridgeport “Folk Villian”

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There is nothing more disappointing then seeing a male weatherman appear on tv

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If your youth basketball team is down by 20 points to an opposing team which has elected a golden retriever to serve as thier starting power forward, simply slip it a chocolate bar during a series of foul shots.

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Don’t put all your eggs in one basket is horrible shopping advice

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It’s great to win a Pulitzer Prize but let’s never forget that that guy was the main antagonist in the 1992 film “the newsies”

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A glue gun is not as fun as it sounds

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Black is a slimming color to wear provided it fits you

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Corner Stores that sell ski masks more often than not do not allow said ski masks to be worn in the store

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If you can’t pronounce the name of the restaurant your going to chances are it’s going to be expensive

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When strippers aren’t stripping they are just people

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All dogs go to heaven except the German Sheppards from the Holocaust

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Unless you are a ventriloquist dummy, pee wee Herman or Malcolm X you should not be wearing a bow tie

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Don’t trust people with abbreviated names JD, TJ, DJ (or anyone that is a DJ) JP…….OJ

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There’s a lot sexual undertones at renaissance fairs

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I haven’t seen a blimp in a while

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Jackson 5 was a great band, Micheal on vocals, Tito on guitar, Jermaine on bass and Joe Jackson on belt

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My girlfriend and I do some teacher role playing in the bedroom but just the part where they are being prosecuted, basically she puts on a push up bra and I read her victim impact statements

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The Super Bowl was a tough choice between a team full of annoying players vs a city full of annoying people

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As it turns out OJ Simpson’s passing does not grant a Bereavement day from work

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Why is there nudity in a movie about the atomic bomb?

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Absentee fathers neither bring up kids or brought up kids