Tractor Fact

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G-Cat has the same plan every year, but he has sadly never succeeded. Here's hoping this is the year! #GCat #Comic

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Tractors will borrow a cup of sugar but return a cup of salt without telling you. #TractorFact

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Tractors fork their processes and spoon their inodes. #TractorFact

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To make the sound clearer, tractors always vacuum clean their CDs before listening to them. #TractorFact

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Tractors have never contested a song, except for once. Maybe twice. Three times is their final offer. #TractorFact

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Tractors are always in the middle of changing their oil when someone knocks on their door. #TractorFact

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Tractors only wear a waistcoat when taking out the rubbish. #TractorFact

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Tractors write their shopping list on the back of a badger so it can walk around the shop with them. #TractorFact

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Tractors eat numbers off of their number plate. #TractorFact

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All tractors manufactured after 2013 have an astronaut licence. #TractorFact

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When tractors roll for a perception check, they always get 21. #TractorFact

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Modern tractors have so many USB ports that their USB ports have a dozen USB ports in them. #TractorFact

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Tractors wear sunglasses over their highbeams to avoid blinding people. #TractorFact

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Most of the world's spam comes from tractors in a canning factory. #TractorFact

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Tractors recharge their battery by throwing it in to the sky during a thunderstorm. #TractorFact

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Tractors can smell sounds, but only in black and white. #TractorFact

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Tractors like cross stitch at first, but it usually turns in to angry stitch. #TractorFact

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Tractors are only 157 calories per serving. #TractorFact

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The sum of the numbers on a tractor's registration plate must never be greater than 255. #TractorFact

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Tractors do not know the difference between sowing and sewing, which is why they were kicked out of dress-making class. #TractorFact