Tracy Enright

Faking calm in the midst of chaos. Lover of weird facts. Obsessed with reading and learning.

[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

Apparently the weather is lovely in our bedroom.

Or so I assume - 4yo covered herself with sun block before climbing in our bed.

#parenting #motherhood

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6yo was showing 4yo his homework book on the way home from school today.

"Look! There's a baby lizard. Isn't it adorable! And there's all its internal organs!"

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[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

I'm being serenaded by my 4yo insomniac daughter "Poor Mummy doesn't have any friends and no one will come to her birthday."

#doilaughorcry #motherhood #momlife #parenting

[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

DD has decided her doll is gluten-intolerant, so we have to check all our food, just in case.

#parenting #motherhood #inclusivity

[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

Am I the only one with a child that likes to practice her opera singing in the shower?

#parenting #motherhood #questions

[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

Living it large by giving the kids sewing lessons.

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[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

Dad: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

DS: A boomalost?

The question has a new correct answer.

#parenting #motherhood #questions

[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

DS is feeling creative. He's made weapons out of his tortillas.

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[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

Random question from DS: What would you do if giant watermelons started rolling around everywhere?

Um... make fruit salad?

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DS is obviously fed up with me stealing his soup and he's lined up his lego figures to stop me.

One of them even has a camera to collect evidence.

I feel like I'm being watched.

#parenting #motherhood #CSI

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Trying not to wince as I watch the kids playfighting and DD trying her best to ruin her chances at aunthood.

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[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

Checked on chainsaw noises coming from the living room. Kids are watching a large animal vet chainsaw the foot off a T-Rex.

Situation normal then.

#parenting #motherhood #dinosaurs

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Son still hasn't learned the lesson that warm air rises as he tries to fart on me from the top bunk. Again.

#parenting #motherhood #LessonsNotLearned

[Tracy Enright @TracyEnright81]

That moment when you realise you've been so absorbed in what you're doing it takes you half an hour to realise the cat is sitting on you.

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