Tracy Crowley

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@wickedladybiker It *** it might be - not me 🤣

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@wickedladybiker I might be a Brussels Griffon.

[Vintagebobt @bobstackle]

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.
At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.
At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'
The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: 'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks
on time.'

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Liverpool are champions, and rival fans will need a crash course on how to cope with that…

18+ GambleAware

[Prince Party UK @PrincePartyUK]

Prince - Always and Forever
#Prince #Prince4Ever

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@mab0405_ With a tie !!!

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@paulybengali I hope your day turns around for the better. I saw you in potters bar on Friday... You were bloody brilliant! Be kind to yourself xx

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

On this day in 2007, Prince took the entire world to church.

#SuperBowl

[Whambam @whambamlamb]

Ready for tonight's wind 💨🏡
#wind #StormEowyn

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

“The west part of the island was beautiful. Until it drifted off.”

“Drifted off?”

“Yes, there was a storm and it just came loose. Now, we don’t have a west side. Just north, south, and east.” #StormÉowyn

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@hardestgeezer Say 'Hi' to lovely Lois!!!! Well done all of you!

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@SkatesLucie @GroundhogJay_ It's nearly as annoying as when they say 'yourself' and 'myself' instead of 'you' and 'me' !!!

[Prince @prince]

Happy New Year! 💜

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

If you throw a football into a group of very drunk men, beautiful things might happen.

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

🚨 HE DID THE THING 🚨 #Strictly

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@VictoriaCoren My Mum used to say 'the cock may do the crowing, but the hen delivers the goods'. Never heard your one though.

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

@ThatEricAlper Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life

[Herts Road Safety @roadsafetyherts]

🤔A little fact to start your Wednesday morning. #seatbelts such a life changing invention! 👏well done @volvocars and #thankyou for helping to save our lives.

@Herts_Highways
@HFRS
@HertsPolice
@HertsPCC
@EHAAT_

[Tracy Crowley @Tracycrowley]

Love this..

[L 🤎 @L_ren27]

Wholesome content on a Friday morning