NHL Random Trade Bot

The NHL's worst randomly generated trades. These haven't actually happened (yet) so relax.

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the trades:

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Lucas Condotta to the Islanders for Bode Wilde #NHLTrade

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Sebastian Aho to the Canucks for Anthony Beauvillier #NHLTrade

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Darren Raddysh to Vancouver for Linus Karlsson #NHLTrade

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Travis Sanheim to the Canadiens for William Trudeau #NHLTrade

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Jett Woo to Vegas for Ivan Barbashev #NHLTrade

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Anders Bjork to the Hurricanes for Jamieson Rees #NHLTrade

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Gage Goncalves to Florida for Sergei Bobrovsky #NHLTrade

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Brendan Gaunce to the Hurricanes for Jaccob Slavin #NHLTrade

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John Beecher to Calgary for Dennis Gilbert #NHLTrade

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Luke Philp to Anaheim for Maxime Comtois #NHLTrade

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Evgeny Svechnikov to Vancouver for Justin Dowling #NHLTrade

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Hunter Drew to Chicago for Tyler Johnson #NHLTrade

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Philipp Grubauer to Anaheim for Maxim Golod #NHLTrade

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Filip Lindberg to Philadelphia for Ryan Ellis #NHLTrade

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Andrew Peeke to the Jets for David Rittich #NHLTrade

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Alex Turcotte to Montreal for Cole Caufield #NHLTrade

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Matt Irwin to the Predators for Jordan Gross #NHLTrade

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Moritz Seider to Seattle for Joey Daccord #NHLTrade