Trader Joe's Bot

Ahoy, TJ's shoppers! A bot by @AlexBlechman that randomly generates ideas for new Trader Joe's products. Set a course for flavor!

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Perfectly balanced rotisseried brittle upon thin mini nothing but the jackfruit fried rice

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TJ's Mandarin orange barbecued water chestnut bread party mix

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Chocolate-sautéed salted flatbread baked inside malted seafood tikka masala macaron

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Hoagie vinaigrette handsome cut bonbon

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New Item: Snackable pineapple immersed in chocolatey cereal bar tortellini

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This Just In: Gimme that free range roasted falafel lasagna

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Free range snackable smoked moonshine eggroll

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Just the tossed arepa vegetarian veggie tikka masala

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Trader Giotto's Lettuce pastry puff in stewed gummy bear hot sauce

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Guacamole turnip baked inside pesto quinoa hoagie

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New Item: Rotisseried jackfruit trail mix

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TJ's Fit for a king sweet & sour pine nut kugel

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Bitter just a hint of tossed sweet potato tortellini

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New Item: Grilled soursop Brazil nut butter

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Hazelnut stew Tuscan tortellini

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Curly just a hint of apple ginger beer

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New Item: Deluxe hold the cone balsamic lasagna

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Crusted biscotti mixed in sinful tangelo assortment

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Customer Favorite: Organic saffron bourbon chard pizza crust

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Blueberry taquito within salty yuzu custard