LaurieAnn Kellaway

Independent forex trader using macro stategies. Outdoor enthusiast, hiking, skiing, tennis, kayaking & newbie backpacker. Get Outside.

[LaurieAnn Kellaway @TraderLA]

@JesseBWatters Why does Megan Rapinoe have to read from her notes on her own Podcast?

[🇺🇸 Kyle Bass 🇹🇼 @Jkylebass]

The imbeciles writing the Border bill snuck this beauty into the text: “ALIENS from NONCONTIGUOUS countries SHALL NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE SUM OF ALIENS ENCOUNTERED.” So Chinese, Somali, Yemeni, Russian, Iranian nationals encountered at the border simply won’t be counted???! WTAF?!

[🇺🇸 Kyle Bass 🇹🇼 @Jkylebass]

Just met with one of the world’s top terrorism experts in London. He’s a former terrorist himself…has a 180IQ…and has information networks all over the world. The U.S. nexus of Hamas and Hezbollah is in Dearborn, Michigan. He’s hearing calls to incite violence inside America.

[LaurieAnn Kellaway @TraderLA]

@JamieALeary are you F-ing kidding me. A fire that risks our town, water supply, power supply and the transport of goods is “good for new growth of vegetation”. Are you out of your F-ing mind?

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Consumption of dark roast coffee brew (500 ml/day) for 1 month caused a 23% reduction in DNA damage which is known to accelerate the aging process and can lead to cancer (randomized controlled trial). https://t.co/phSzWAJei6

[LaurieAnn Kellaway @TraderLA]

@TheGameSalmon Haha- Your Dad would say that!

[Outside Magazine @outsidemagazine]

Listen. You should always purify your water. But if for some reason you can't, use common sense. https://t.co/nAN7BdSelJ

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This dog was caught playing in the pool and had the best reaction... 😂

[LaurieAnn Kellaway @TraderLA]

@TheGameSalmon Glad to hear your back on your game, Sam!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

By the way, I am actually a socialist. Just not the kind that shifts resources from most productive to least productive, pretending to do good, while actually causing harm. True socialism seeks greatest good for all.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“No sense of humor” is certainly proving itself true. Good grief!
How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: That’s not funny!!

[Reuters @Reuters]

ICYMI: Pastry chef creates an impressive gramophone sculpture made out of chocolate

[IMF @IMFNews]

#China driving increase in global #debt now at $164 trillion. https://t.co/fxMUWMFUnr #FiscalMonitor

[LaurieAnn Kellaway @TraderLA]

@TheGameSalmon Congrats! That’s getting very close to CO.

[LaurieAnn Kellaway @TraderLA]

@PipCzar Wait-don’t the Chinese own Smithfield Farms?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@realDonaldTrump I am against import duties in general, but the current rules make things very difficult. It’s like competing in an Olympic race wearing lead shoes.

[FxMacro @fxmacro]

It's about time America is fighting back and supporting our great Americana companies and entrepreneurs... https://t.co/7YNBcE3I82

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Scientists have generated biodegradable DNA nanorobots that travel in the bloodstream, find tumors, and distribute a specific protein that induces the death of cancer cells. (This preliminary study was done in mice.) https://t.co/ItMD3Tnz61

[Outside Magazine @outsidemagazine]

Gotta say, soaring over a glacier with an LED parachute sounds pretty rad. https://t.co/iW5ebgwcxj