Poise 𖤐

$Asteroid on ETH was the last memecoin I ever bought.
It's May 28th 2026 as of writing this.
If you're reading this I'm either rich or entirely in BTC.

[Binance.US 🇺🇸 @BinanceUS]

Deposits for $BERT are now open on @BinanceUS!

Trading on the BERT/USDT pair will begin on June 4 at 10 p.m. EDT.

@bertcoincto is a memecoin aiming to turn a viral puppy's fame into real support for shelters, with an ecosystem including Woofhub, an AI-powered pet care platform.

[Asteroid Shiba @MascotAsteroid]

June is here.

The @SpaceX IPO roadmap is in focus, and Asteroid is ready for the mission.

We’ll be tracking the major moments, posting coverage, and keeping the community active all month.

Moon in June.

[Bradley (🐸) @solbrdl]

If you've been sidelined, believe this is a good opportunity to scale $ASTEROID. If you're fully invested, just survive, hold your spot positions and do not capitulate

Someone once said, liquidations are a forced transfer of wealth from traders who need leverage to wealthy spot buyers

I was enjoying retirement from social media, but don't want to see my brothers get shaken out when the future is still so bright

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

@crypto_bitlord7 It was never about the fun, fun was just a part of it
It was always about money

The only difference was back then people actually wanted to see other people win along side them.

That's what has changed

[loveasteroidtodamars.eth @theasteroidguy]

i'm down over $1,500,000 this week.

i’m still the #1 ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 holder and i didn’t sell a single coin

everyone is waiting for me to panic and hit the sell button...

not happening!

i'm holding +$1.5M worth of ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 and i'm not planning to sell anytime soon.

$1bn

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 is and will be the last memecoin I ever buy.

Let me explain.

If I’m being completely honest...

I have never truly made money in memecoins, and I’ve been here since 2021.

I just have a hopium gambling problem.

Always hoping to catch that one run everyone talks about.

Yes, I’ve made money in memes before.
But never more than I’ve lost.
And that’s because I just don’t understand it.
I don’t understand attention.
Or what people chase these days.
At all.

I’ve tried, but it just doesn’t flow in my brain the way it does for some people.
And I keep believing that maybe one day I’ll finally “get it.”
I don’t endlessly live online.
I’m not glued to TikTok, CT, Telegram, or any of that bullshit 24/7.
But when it comes to Asteroid... and the constant vamp attacks, the fighting for attention like a bunch of children, everyone trying to be the “#1” or whatever the fuck they cry about...
If ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 the mascot of SpaceX can’t find its way into the billions like all these other random ass memecoins... Fart, shit, piss, whatever useless garbage trends next...

Then honestly, none of this really matters.
Because at the end of the day, it’s exactly like I’ve always said:

It’s attention.
And if this dog created by a child who only wanted their creation to live on forever alongside Elon Musk and humanity’s push toward interplanetary exploration...
can’t pull off one of the biggest runs in memecoin history...

Then I’m okay with moving on with my life.

This is, and will be, my last memecoin buy ever.

Call me retarded, that’s fine.
I’m okay admitting I don’t understand how this works anymore.

I’m tired of losing.

If this doesn’t work out, I’ll cut my losses and move strictly into BTC.

GL to everyone out there.
I genuinely hope you all find your own path to success and happiness at the end of all this.

[Unaboys @unaboysweb3]

Elon Musk is not a retard.

He is fully aware of ASTEROID on ETH, just like he was aware of PNUT on Solana.

He follows a woman who talks about Asteroid 24/7 and you think he hasn’t seen a single one of her tweets? Of course he sees everything. I even saw a tweet where he replied to one of her posts (it wasn’t about Asteroid).

Elon Musk cares deeply about his reputation, and it shows. He is a man of his word. So if he said he’ll do it, then he’ll do it.

He knows people are impatiently waiting for his interaction, but he’s not someone who rewards the slightest effort.

So he’ll wait until the community is properly built and until the jeets have exhausted their impatience.

He’ll step in when nobody expects it, just like he always has.

DOGE holders waited more than 3 months before being rewarded, same thing with FLOKI holders. We’re only one month in.

99% of the people selling the coin right now are Solana traders. ETH traders are holding because they understand how this works.

One thing is certain: Elon Musk will talk about Asteroid, and SpaceX will make an announcement about Asteroid. Nobody knows when or how long it will take, but he will do it.

Whether it happens before the IPO or after the IPO, it’s still bullish either way.

Whether it takes one month or twenty months, they will eventually do it, and when that moment comes, the market will go crazy.

Elon will never post while knowing people are waiting for his interaction just to dump their bags with a “sell the news” reaction. The longer people wait and he stays silent, the more impatient weak hands get exhausted.

Elon understands supply control extremely well. You can see it in how he manages things around the SpaceX IPO. He’ll want Asteroid to end up in strong hands. Even if nobody talks about Asteroid, it will still rise.

Elon is a marketing genius. He knows exactly how to play the game, and he proved it by becoming the first trillionaire level mind in the making.

Maybe my theory is wrong, but one thing I know for sure is Only the real diamond hands will be rewarded.

So just chill and wait.

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

@blknoiz06 3.5 years over here.

Worth it

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

Here we are again on ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126

in the low range, watching wallets that aped the run ups selling in the dips... Again.

And when the Green rally inevitably happens they'll be back buying the run ups... Again.

[Sweep @0xSweep]

$ASTEROID giving generational entries

Filling the rest of the $100k bag here 🚀🐶

[FinalFame @Finalfame]

https://t.co/byZWX2YrHC

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

@CryptoGodJohn people don't really want a dip.
They just wish they bought earlier.

Dips come on everything and the people who were loudest for the pullback buy in at the next top.

And then proceed to sell the next dip

[Sweep @0xSweep]

I just finished buying the first $50,000 worth of ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 for the day and moved it to FOMO for proof of chain

Billion

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

@AstaWeb3 Why'd you do it?

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

Mark my words $BERT NFTs will be 50-100 Sol each while $SOL is $600

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

I also suggest grabbing some of these before they're worth 50-100Sol

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

$Asteroid on hyperliquid:native

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

at the beginning of every crypto bull market to create wealth effect + bring back retail attention, you need:

- one crypto major to go parabolic
- one crypto meme to go parabolic

in 2017/18 it was btc & xrp

in 2020/21 it was eth & doge

in 2023/24 it was sol & pepe

[Sweep @0xSweep]

Started clipping into $ASTEROID, will accumulate a $100k bag at these levels

my wallet: 0xeBBDdDAFB946f5Aec6e1B441b88A8AB0099A28f2

[Asteroid Shiba @MascotAsteroid]

Market chaos everywhere but our community has ONE goal.

Just like @SpaceX, we’re not stopping at the Moon. We’re going to Mars and beyond into the solar system.

United. Focused.

To the stars!

Asteroid Shiba.

[Asteroid Shiba @MascotAsteroid]

Today marks our 1-month resurgence.
What an incredible journey it’s been already.

Here are some of our standout achievements:

• Over $650,000 donated to charity

• Over $500,000,000 in total volume traded

• 25,500+ holders

• 12,000 members in Telegram

• 208M market cap ATH

And the best part? We delivered all of this in a bear market.

This is only the beginning.

Every record will be shattered.

Every milestone will be surpassed.

Every challenge will be crushed.

Nothing can stop the army we’ve built.

Asteroid Shiba, The first Shiba in space.

[Poise 𖤐 @TraderPoise]

Hey @elonmusk apparently there's a big prize if someone can get you to respond to a post about Asteroid.

That sure would be life changing for someone like me.

Would appreciate anything, even just a hello
for the Mascot of SpaceX.

Thank you.