Trader Borat

The general. Portfolio Manager. In my Hamptons Guest House blunt in hand, probably trading futures. Contrarian Hedge Fund Trader NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE $es trader

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rippy rippy

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@pootsobotka zan carver top 2 faggots - not number 2

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Month 5 of the $5K → $25K Challenge

This month’s free bet is on a music market on Kalshi:

When will Lil Uzi Vert release a new album?

I’m betting NO before August.

Let’s keep stacking these free bets. 📈

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Month 4 of the $5K → $25K prediction market challenge is complete.

June P&L: +$175

March P&L: +$1,537
April P&L: +$1,937
May P&L: +$702
June P&L: +$175

Total P&L: +$4,351

Free bets posted: +$2,222.88 profit

Slower month. Still green.

Almost $5k profit 4 months in!

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Month 3 of the $5K → $25K prediction market challenge is complete.

May P&L: +$702

March: +$1,537
April: +$1,937
May: +$702

Total P&L: +$4,176

Free bets posted: +$1,694.62

Not my best month, but green is green.

Survived a tougher tape and kept the account moving higher

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another successful free bet given

+$528.26 on EA not going private last month!

Chipping away little by little

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Month 4 of the $5K → $25K Challenge

Back again with an event-driven market on Kalshi:

When will EA’s take-private acquisition close?

I’m betting NO before July 1, 2026.

Let’s keep stacking these free bets.

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Month 4 of the $5K → $25K Challenge

Back again with an event-driven market on Kalshi:

When will EA’s take-private acquisition close?

I’m betting NO before July 1, 2026.

Let’s keep stacking these free bets.

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@EN0CX bro shoulda dapped it at the end- fair fades

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Month 3 of the $5K → $25K prediction market challenge is complete.

May P&L: +$702

March: +$1,537
April: +$1,937
May: +$702

Total P&L: +$4,176

Free bets posted: +$1,694.62

Not my best month, but green is green.

Survived a tougher tape and kept the account moving higher

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Month 2 of the $5K → $25K prediction market challenge is complete.

March P&L: +$1,537
April P&L: +$1,937

Total P&L: +$3,474

Free bets posted: +$1,283.64 profit

Gave back $3k of PNL in the last 3 days of the month, but still another strong one.

Long way to go.

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another successful free bet given

+$410.98 on Lil Uzi not releasing an album last month!

We are on a roll!

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Month 3 of the $5K → $25K Challenge

Back again with another Culture category market from Kalshi:

When will Lil Uzi Very release a new album?
I’m betting NO before June.

Let’s keep the ball rolling on these free bets.

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Month 3 of the $5K → $25K Challenge

Back again with another Culture category market from Kalshi:

When will Lil Uzi Very release a new album?
I’m betting NO before June.

Let’s keep the ball rolling on these free bets.

[Trader Borat @Trader_Borat]

@bernardbulletin with his lawsuit with UMG, his lack of promotion over the last few months and the price action. it was a little bit of luck, but i felt that if he was going to be releasing an album of his stature he would have been promoting it a bit more.

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PRINT IT.

Drake to release ICEMAN before May — NO
$1,310.10 invested
+$1,283.64 profit (+97.98% return)

Easy return on a “free bet” because people refused to accept the obvious.

5K → 25K challenge continues.

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Month 2 of the $5K → $25K Challenge

Opening with a Culture category market from Kalshi:

When will Drake release Iceman?
I’m betting NO before May.

This looks like a classic market misprice driven by hype, bad timing assumptions, and rollout noise.

Explanation to follow.

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Month 2 of the $5K → $25K prediction market challenge is complete.

March P&L: +$1,537
April P&L: +$1,937

Total P&L: +$3,474

Free bets posted: +$1,283.64 profit

Gave back $3k of PNL in the last 3 days of the month, but still another strong one.

Long way to go.

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Month 1 of the $5K → $25K prediction market challenge is officially complete.

March P&L: +$1,537

2 free bets I posted also both cashed:
+$359.35 combined profit

Drake before April: +$108.03
Shutdown 43+ days: +$251.32

Strong first month. Long way to go. Staying disciplined

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@ZlatniTopki @julianedlow @DKSportsbook highest and lowest he got to

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Month 2 of the $5K → $25K Challenge

Opening with a Culture category market from Kalshi:

When will Drake release Iceman?
I’m betting NO before May.

This looks like a classic market misprice driven by hype, bad timing assumptions, and rollout noise.

Explanation to follow.

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CASH EM!
2 free bets that cashed from March

Drake before April — NO
$386.97 in (7.7% of portfolio)
+$108.03 profit (2.16% of $5K)

Shutdown 43+ — YES
$524.80 in (10.5% of portfolio)
+$251.32 profit (5.03% of $5K)

Combined: $911.77 deployed (18.2%)
+$359.35 profit (7.19% of $5K)

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first two bets id like to showcase for my kalshi 5k-25k challenge

analysis to come

“ how long will the government shut down last?” Yes At Least 43 Days

“ when will Drake release iceman?” No Before April

[Trader Borat @Trader_Borat]

Month 1 of the $5K → $25K prediction market challenge is officially complete.

March P&L: +$1,537

2 free bets I posted also both cashed:
+$359.35 combined profit

Drake before April: +$108.03
Shutdown 43+ days: +$251.32

Strong first month. Long way to go. Staying disciplined

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this new year i’m going to do a $5k to $25k challenge on prediction markets. both kalshi/polymarket

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they will be fired by lunch

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Meet Wall Street's baby-faced new finance bros - they flash $10K Rolex watches, wear Celine suits and say life in NYC costs too much https://t.co/lWyJiT4RH8

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first two bets id like to showcase for my kalshi 5k-25k challenge

analysis to come

“ how long will the government shut down last?” Yes At Least 43 Days

“ when will Drake release iceman?” No Before April

[Trader Borat @Trader_Borat]

first two bets id like to showcase for my kalshi 5k-25k challenge

analysis to come

“ how long will the government shut down last?” Yes At Least 43 Days

“ when will Drake release iceman?” No Before April

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@kmedved they promoted this because it was breaking news .. next time people should read the rules on a market. they had a clause that said “paid out at last price prior to death”.. it’s pretty black and white