You should’ve kept your father out of this.
He was the one calling me a short guy and saying you’d smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand.
Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldn’t want to be my roommate.
Idiot.
First, we’re fighting, not dating.
Second, I’m not looking for a roommate.
When I put you to sleep and you’re lying there next to the rose, I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question:
Who’s the short one now?
I’m gonna break you Justin.
This is the difference b/w basketball & hockey. Hockey fans don’t ever hold the Stanley Cup because they didn’t earn it. Only the players get to do that.
Mom: ''Trading is gambling.''
Dad: ''Stop wasting your life, son.''
Brother: ''It'll never work. Get a real job, bruh.''
Sister: ''You're crazy.''
Cousin: ''You'll lose all your savings.''
Random stranger: ''Keep showing up, dude. I believe in you.''
A timeline is forming:
1️⃣Iran signs deal tomorrow
2️⃣Trump hosts UFC fight on the White House lawn, fresh off the announcement of the end of the war
3️⃣Trump leaves directly from UFC fight broadcast to sign final deal at G7
4️⃣Trump signs deal Monday when markets open, stock markets will surge, global energy markets will stabilize, and the price of oil will come down
5️⃣The world will celebrate the beginning of a new era of peace in the Middle East, while the World Cup is going on in the USA
Trump is in position to harness insanely good optics, while essentially the entire world is watching, and he will carry this momentum into the midterms and beyond. You are watching a master strategist at work.
It’s too perfect to be an accident.
If Trump had lost, America’s entire 250th 4th of July would be about gay pride, apologizing for a history we shouldn’t be apologizing for… and DEI nonsense.