4th GrungleSnomk

I will last Forever.

[Physical Instrument @ElRevacholiano]

"Claude clone this nigga, make no mistakes"

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Manager Jacob (homosexual) was sent home after clocking in on time for his 8am shift today. Our employees rely on Jacob being at least 2 hours late every morning, and his punctuality threw off the natural rhythm of the store.

Employees had already begun complaining and mentally preparing themselves to cover his shift when Jacob appeared at 7:55am, causing Cashier Belinda to become visibly ill.

We later realized Jacob was actually 23 hours and 55 minutes late for yesterdays shift instead and allowed him to return to work.

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

Disco Elysium is so cool I wish being cripplingly mentally ill while trying to navigate a confusing world inhabited by people with nonsensical ideologies who refuse to acknowledge the world is slowly ending was real

[N @nordman__]

Thousands of people are dying from driving *too slow*, and I know this because I'm shooting and killing them

[CAPS LOCK CANINE 🌹⛓️🌈 @NONSTOPPUP]

ITS TRICK OR TREAT DAY AT THE GLORY HOLE! FORTUNATELY I GOT THE "TREAT" HOLE TODAY, AND GOT THE SLOPPIEST DOME ACTION IVE EVER RECEIVED. GUY NEXT TO ME WASNT SO LUCKY. HE GOT THE "TRICK" HOLE. SNAPPING TURTLE. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME

[O Incrível Punky 🟢 @PunkyRevice]

"amor, estou quase chegando em casa, acho bom você não estar carburando o cigarro woke"

Eu, no auge da minha imprudência:

[marzia @vivi_delreyy]

LMAOOOOOOO

[dylan @narrenhut]

Young people should not be listened to. They are naive and temperamental. Old people should not be listened to. They are inflexible and have no stake in the future. Middle-aged people should not be listened to. They are uncurious. You should listen to me. Me

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

Doctor: you have 209 minutes to live

me:

[Sarah Mergen @nekyias]

I have tried so many iterations of the polite decline & the only thing that has ever worked in terms of my actual life quality is just assuming all chatty uber/lyft drivers are literally god in disguise trying to tell you something

[Matt Bramanti @mattbramanti]

yeah, thanks, i'm well aware

[Dr. Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

The median voter after paying a little more for gas:

[Exxi @exstasias]

When a thought breaks through the wall of vyvanse, nicotine, caffeine, electronic music and weed

[yuu @haibaraayuu]

how it feels to spend more than $10

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana