Traffic Cone Jeff

I came out of the sewer,sadly.

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We live in a society

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Unlike you,I have a normal sleep schedule.

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Uno is purgatory

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Garlic bread,fantastic

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Burnt my toast :(

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Ryan! Give me back my god damn pop tart!

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Watching Shrek the musical, and feeling as if the music is better then a majority of modern music today

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@wilomovsky @SwagSurfin__ @McDonalds Who you callin pin head?

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@McDonalds Ok who the hell got Ronald drunk?

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Going to shark tank soon, hope they buy my product

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How do I delete Seinfeld theme song off my computer?

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Is this Bat Man’s birthday party?

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In my opinion,dividing stuff by 0 should still be 0,not error. Please fix this.

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A normal printer can be a 3D printer,you just need to know how to do origami.

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Is this to much?

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What kinds parallel universe did I stumble into?

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@DynamoSuperX Hi, I saw this it reminded me I’m almost done with the game, it’s funny how fast time flys by.

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Lunch time.time to eat some more micro plastics, yum.

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Day 2 of twitter,still haven’t seen any birds,a bit disappointed