Traffic Guy Paul

Knower of lanes. Lover of scratchers.

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Tanks empty. Pockets full. Steer clear of hazard cones going southbound #SigningOff

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

You are now hereby banned from all Shell stations and #RewardsPoints

[Housemoney @Housemoney16]

He is 100% anchoring

Idc how many more putts I made. This doesn’t even look like golf

It genuinely disgusts me

Ban these long putters & stop this nonsense

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Itching to pass go on a $2 monopoly scratcher rn #Reformed

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

@cya9nide @nickyperks Hey pal, you’re retarded. Hope this helps.

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

@BFW Does BFW stand for Big Fuckin Weetard

[David Hood @MDavidHood]

The chicken, Sir Big Spur, just did its business on the Tiger paw. The handlers have it on a leash, let it do its business, then walked away.

[Travis Hunter Biden @realnichenation]

@Barstool_Cocks Where is bro going

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Kamala would have me hung, drawn and quartered

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Careful on the roads tonight, there’s a copycat on the loose! #staybetweenthelines

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

@ChidobeAwuzie Cheeto I loved you on the who deys, you know you liked it better too

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

@WeatherManToby sky status for the game?

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

BREAKING: lots of foot traffic near the Banks of Cincy, Who Dey nation showing out in full force and I’m walking on 3 legs #Brrr

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Oh no!!! Who’s gonna get their own rebounds for the rest of the season 😫 personally I’m crushed and confused #dumbass

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

BREAKING: Angel Reese will miss the remainder of the season with a wrist injury.

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Cocks came into town and the pussy cats left early! #RecSpecs #MarkPoops

[Charles Windsor IV @buttercuts_]

There’s a family in a third world country that could use this glass of water I won’t be touching.

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Oooh let’s miss our own layups and get the board just to miss again! What a legend! #UhOhRetardAlert

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Angel Reese is a MONSTER on the boards.

My goodness.

[Coach Jason Brown @TheRealCoach_JB]

Whoever wants this as our leader is fuckin gay and delusional

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

🚫🇬🇧 Repost if your account is not a safe place for British "people"🇬🇧🚫

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

Randall is that you?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Angel Reese Grabbed 4 Rebounds In The Final 4 Minutes To Finish With A Perfect 10 Point, 10 Rebound Double-Double And Extend Her Streak https://t.co/Nc7Lm1ngLg

[Traffic Guy Paul @TrafficGuyPaul]

INJURY UPDATE: Just one week into his gut-wrenching ankle injury, @a_finley17 plans to return to the playing field this week pending medical approval. This is huge!!