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@xwanyex I too am an alcoholic in denial

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@omgsidewalks First part of slogan

Second part of slogan

Fin.

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@SusanWiseBauer I’m a pro-level basketball player, I just fall over anytime I try to run

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@TheLaurenChen But it’s a PROTEIN pancake with syrup and it’s a BOWL not a trough that means it’s HEALTHY

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@jarvis_best Don’t be glib. He’ll likely also get a verbal thrashing

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@ieatantz How are there still Far Sides I’ve never seen

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@esjesjesj @ChristianHeiens That’s what you’re going with?

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@lazurruzal @creation247 @HellenicEchoes Top of the bell-curve opinion

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@AmiriKing Mexico must be amazingly constructed then, verdad?

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@adamzyglis @TheBuffaloNews Why stop at directly comparing their compensation? Why not directly compare their skill?

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@ultras_antifaa Yeah but “my” tho

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@ClayTravis I’m demanding that he be charged with rape

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@OwenShroyer1776 You’ve correctly stated the standards for a criminal trial. GJ

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@Templarpilled “Random kid” who’s thematically destined to right the imbalance of power because this is just another form of the Monomyth that has existed for millennia but otherwise ok sure

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@reddit_lies Also Redditor apparently thinks “straw man” just means something false

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@cmclymer That’s some League of Shadows mentor shit

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@Ivantheboomer They’ve been taught that self-abasement makes them virtuous; whether it’s true or not isn’t even a consideration for them, it’s just a ritual

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@StephenKing Exactly what horrors are you willing to accept because the status quo isn’t to your liking? This is pure monkey’s paw territory

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@RyanGirdusky Is this a Salem’s Lot reference because it’s not scanning

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@plzbepatient What about the graduation parties you attend? The nightclubs? The vibrant gatherings? The vigils for the victims of the last unconscionable act of gun violence?