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Stereotype enthusiast. Professional button masher. Fantasy sports addict. I like baseball. Will probably offend you. I live tweet Braves baseball. I'm not sorry

[Frank Ammirante @FAmmiranteTFJ]

Love Don Mattingly bringing Jhoan Duran on in the 7th.

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Punt on 4th and 1. Go for it on 4th and 5. Same part of the field. I wonder why the Eagles are getting embarrassed. 🤣

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All Luther Burden needed was for the first two QBs on the depth chart to die for his coach to finally start using him.

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@WillieKnowsBall

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@Dexerto

[Master Flip | Phillip Feliz 🇩🇴 @Masterflip_]

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. opens up on his slump year: “They didn’t pay me to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already did.”

I want people to understand one thing. The money they gave me wasn’t for what I’m going to do. It was for what I already did. They didn’t pay me because I’m going to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already accomplished. People are confused about that, but I think the same way they do. Like, sometimes I even say to myself: bro, they gave you all that money and you’re out here doing nothing. I try.

You know how it is with fans, when you’re good, they’re with you 100%. But when you smell like shit, like we like to say here, nobody supports you.

The ones who support you are the ones who stay with you. Those are my fans. My family.

Via VeronicabatistaTv/IG

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Cool so everyone's going to die except for the old RBs again? Cool. Cool.

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Oronde Gadsden when he shows up to practice

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Caleb playing week 3 after the most dramatic and theatric hamstring cart off injury I've ever seen would honestly be one of the funniest things in this stupid league.

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided any major injury to his hamstring Sunday, tests confirmed today — and the team isn’t even ruling him out for next Monday’s game against the Eagles, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.

A massive sigh of relief in Chicago.

[Frank Ammirante @FAmmiranteTFJ]

Cardinals 11% 😍

Keep sleeping on them

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LMAOOOOO. Please, Jack Strand people, shut the fuck up. 🤣

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Jack Strand:

1 pass
1 pick-6

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The taunting penalty might just be the dumbest shit in a league full of really dumb shit.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

GRIFFIN CONINE GAME-TYING HOME RUN OFF OF MASON MILLER

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The National Football League, where the employees are blatantly stolen from with absolutely zero shame. The shit these guys get thousands "legally" robbed from them for every week is egregious.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS SUCKS🚨🚨

#Chiefs star RB Kenneth Walker III was fined $8,357 by the #NFL for throwing the football into the stands after scoring against the Broncos.

Walker’s response:

“It cost me an $8K fine… but this fan’s memory was priceless.”

Legend👏

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Literally do this every day of my life now and have never been more at peace.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i’m genuinely curious: is there anyone here who feels comfortable spending an entire day at home alone, without meeting or talking to anyone?

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This seems predatory. It'll definitely work.... but it's still pretty ghoulish.

[Berm @thesamberman]

I'm hiring one person with a marketing skill nobody on our team has.

Acquire customers, get people talking about us, whatever moves the needle, just help us grow.

Six months to prove it works. FT role waiting if it does.

No application link. DM me - Tell me what you'd do and why it would work.

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No.

[TJ @TJay1k]

As adults, we only need 6 wings. A 10 piece is too much 😂😭

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Being subjected to the Jonas brothers while frantically refreshing twitter to get Stribling injury updates is a reminder of why I hate this shit every year. 🤣

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George Hollani getting all the red zone carries has me in a dark place.