Gilderoy Lockhart

Here comes the smolder.. | 7th Year | Ravenclaw

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

@QuillQueen -- So, so hard.."

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

@QuillQueen His brows drew together. "Then that's no fun. No fun. They prob'ly suck too, hey? I'm right? Why's it so hard to get laid? --

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

@QuillQueen -- his palm, causing for him to almost tip over. "Wha'bout you? Got any luck?"

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

@QuillQueen "Well, I wouldn't be surprised with you, but I woudn't ask you out in the first place," he reasoned, plopping his chin into --

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

@QuillQueen -- didn't look sorry. You know that look people give when they reject someone? The-the kicked puppy look? Nope. Heartless."

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

@QuillQueen He nodded firmly, or as firm as a drunk person could. He slammed a glass to the tabletop. "Yeah, yeah, I could tell. She --

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

-- with distraught. @QuillQueen

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

-- invincible. "Today, I tried scoring a girl for once, but she said no. /No/! It was awful," he slurred, features contorted -- @QuillQueen

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

He felt the kick around his sixth drink. There was a buzz and the urge to smash his fist through a window for fun. He felt -- @QuillQueen

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

// goal**

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

-- before knocking it back. The goals was to forget his and @QuillQueen's name by the end of the night.

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

"Fair enough." Nods once. He picked up one of the tiny glasses set down between the pair and requested that they keep coming -- @QuillQueen

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

-- "Rough day, Skeeter?" @QuillQueen

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

This is only the warm up. There's a line of shots on their way over right now. He watched @QuillQueen with a twisted look of amusement. --

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

A great reason to avoid talking and focus on the drinks. Pushes the tray away from him, towards @QuillQueen.

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

He'll order up a round. https://t.co/eQK7JM4uyW

[Rita Skeeter @QuillQueen]

She's trudging through the snow, give her a couple of seconds. https://t.co/pe90JgEaix

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

In the meantime, if she's planning on getting drunk, he's already at the Hog's Head. https://t.co/i1VkWLxEZq

[Rita Skeeter @QuillQueen]

She can't wait. https://t.co/J3tSWI0eOk

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

Unfortunately, he'll see her there, then. https://t.co/EQdeVIyVKr

[Rita Skeeter @QuillQueen]

Well he was on his way there anyways, wasn't he? Everyone goes home once in a while. https://t.co/6EojxlhcYd

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

Liars go to hell. https://t.co/CKwtZHZhfz

[Rita Skeeter @QuillQueen]

Breasts don't look good on him. https://t.co/FGF9W1Hdvj

[Gilderoy Lockhart @TragicArrogance]

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