Jersey Aswagandha

A progressive in favor of the Green Car Purple Door Strategy

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Primary the empty suits

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The hatred I have in my heart for this bum should be studied in a lab

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"When does Jim Dolan tell his team that we're going down to visit my good friend Donald Trump in the White House? That's what I can't wait for" - Boomer Esiason on the Knicks

[Jersey Aswagandha @TrailorSalt]

Aweeeeeeee thank you so much for the compliment

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

New York Democrat Socialist Congressional candidate Claire Valdez lays out her radical agenda:

“So, are we ready to free Palestine, are we ready to Abolish ICE are we ready to win Medicare for all, housing for all, and unions for all?”

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All the worse people are Knicks fans and New Yorkers today

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Mitch Johnson taking out wemby for one minute just for them to tie the game was mind blowingly dumb

[Jersey Aswagandha @TrailorSalt]

Rare W. Bill Maher is not wrong here.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

RCP: Bill Maher endorses Graham Platner for US Senate in Maine

Maher on Platner: “I would still urge the folks in Maine to vote for him, for two reasons.”

“One, we need to restore balance in our government, and a Democratic Senate would help a lot with that.”

“And two, get used to it, America is a country filled with a lot of broken, horribly educated, phone addicted, sort of nutty people, and as long as we live in a representative democracy, we are always electing our reflection in the mirror.”

Link to article: https://t.co/qBZy6klPZr

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Francisco Alvarez is a fat loser and Mark Vientos is fucking trash and should’ve been DFA’d a month ago.

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Mendoza get out there and get rejected. This is not when you play nice.

God damn joke of a call against your division rival in a series clincher. Show some life fuck face.

[Jersey Aswagandha @TrailorSalt]

What is the point of review when you bend the rules to fuck the Mets over?

Fucking ridiculous change of call

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What is the point of review when you bend the rules to fuck the Mets over?

Fucking ridiculous change of call

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Best part of last night

[Madison Mills @MadisonMills22]

Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks

[Jersey Aswagandha @TrailorSalt]

So apparently you have to be a broke organizer to earn AOCs endorsement

[Jersey Aswagandha @TrailorSalt]

Carmelo Anthony is a top-tier awful human being

[dank @cptdankkk]

Jeremy Lin reveals he tried to reject the Rockets' $29,000,000 offer and would have taken significantly less to stay with the Knicks

“I was crushed and my agent is telling me, ‘Be prepared that they won't match.’ And I'm like, ‘There's no way. There's no way. I got to go back to New York’”

“They could have offered me three years, $9 million, but there wasn't even that offer on the table. And when the Rockets offer came in, the first question I asked my agent is, ‘Are the Knicks going to match this?’”

“I was like, ‘Can you go back to the Rockets and tell them we won't accept this offer? We only want a lower offer.’ I tried to take less. I was trying to sabotage the Rockets offer.”

“I remember it vividly. I call my agent back and I'm like, ‘Okay, the offer came through. No, we have to get a less lucrative offer because I got to go back to New York’”

“Finally I'm like, ‘Can we just not accept their offer?’ And he's like, ‘No, we can't not accept their offer because the Knicks refuse to give us any offer. You have zero offers on the table. You have one offer and you have to accept it and leave it to the Knicks to match or not’”

“It was kind of difficult to see that people thought I willingly left the Knicks or did it for the money or whatever. I would have played for significantly less if that meant staying with the Knicks because my heart was always here”

[Jersey Aswagandha @TrailorSalt]

Fetterman wants to see Graham Platners cock

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Fetterman seems to believe that Platner sent photos of himself to women, calling him “Captain Dick pic.”

“Have we become the pro-dick party?” he adds

“Did he send a dick pic?” asks @ArthurDelaneyHP

“He hasn't denied that, but he could clear it up and show it,” Fetterman says

[Acyn @Acyn]

Platner: If you believe, as I do, that we can change our politics and our country, then you must also believe that people can change. The reason I believe that is because I have lived it

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@AOC sees Graham Platner as a threat for her 2028 run. She would like to hold fake controversies in her back pocket in case she ever needs to use them against Platner.

She’s not stupid. She’s just a politician.

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I love when progressives are scared of their own shadow

[WestSideGAKYAK @literallysup]

@TommyBeer All so one loser pedophile can fall asleep in an owners box smh

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If you hate this guy you are with the Epstein Class

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

John Fetterman seems to genuinely think that the reason no one likes him is because he refuses to wear a suit.

It's not the hoodie, dude. It's because you've become a stooge for AIPAC and the Republican party.

[Jersey Aswagandha @TrailorSalt]

@ettingermentum Congrats bro that’s awesome

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Neera going after me for getting stuff wrong