Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto

Phantom Thief who lives a double-life as a trainer.
(WIP. Mod is 18+. They/them pronouns.)

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

// i swear i cannot hold a straight face anytime i type “for real”. anyways, mod reveal and potential revamp at 100 followers!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@TrainerAmamiya I assume you’re enjoyin’ bein’ a girl too then, huh? Have you had like those period cramps and stuff yet? What ‘bout a crush? I can ask that stuff, right?! Maaan, I got so many questions!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

So, serious question for you Umas… were you all humans before this or were you all just born with the ears and tail and stuff? I gotta know!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@TrainerAmamiya …For real?! You’re actually enjoyin’ bein’ one 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 much?!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@still1nl0v3wyou Alright, got it! Was you wantin’ to come along to the store with ne or should I get ‘em myself so you can relax? Totally up to you.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@SkyWhoFishes So, I assume your mom and dad are Umas as well?

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@TrainerAmamiya Y’know, I gotta strange feelin’ you’re gonna be like this for the rest of your life. Don’t you miss bein’ a human?

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@still1nl0v3wyou I’m here if you need to get somethin’ off your mind, y’know? But yeah, sweets do sound pretty good. My treat, so get whatever you’re cravin’!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@SkyWhoFishes Alright, fiiineee… I guess the cookies and milk ain’t enough either for him to return the favor.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

Are you kiddin’ me?! Santa 𝙄𝙎 real! I met him before at the mall when I was little!

[಄ @7heTheoretica1]

Santa is not real.

I figured this out when I was 5 …

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@SkyWhoFishes No, ‘cause I thought I’ve been so good that I don’t even have to ask for presents!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@SkyWhoFishes For real! You tell ‘em, Sky! …Wait, why ain’t he fillin’ my bait bucket then?

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@TrainerAmamiya Yeah. I’ve been dealin’ with this Tachyon girl’s shenanigans and it’s been such a pain in the ass… have you heard of her?

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

I tried tellin’ my mom ‘bout my new job as a trainer and she didn’t believe me when I said you were all horse girls… I guess I just gotta bring her here sometime!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@TheDerbyAngel Trust me, I’m as serious of a trainer as they get. I ain’t tryin’ to show off or anythin’ but I used to be a star track runner and leader back in the days. I actually hate people who think they’re “all that” and shit.

As for the cards? I dunno… I like to play Uno sometimes!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

Frickin’ Tachyon, man! Am I ever gonna catch a break from her bullshit?! I did 𝙉𝙊𝙏 deserve that kick in the stomach!

[Scribble, scribble, scribble…]

Whatever, just need to keep my mind on studyin’ for these upcomin’ trainer efficiency tests… I gotta focus on my trainees.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

// psps. leaving this here. rlly been wanting to int with ppl but also dont want to bother anyone!

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@TrainerAmamiya Hey, I’m glad to hear that! I like it here so far except for a few things.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@Amiaat2500 I think you got the wrong person ‘cause I ain’t a punk.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

I wanna travel with my trainees someday like I did with my buddies. I wanna take em’ to the Capital of the US or somethin’… I heard Los Angeles is pretty cool anyway!

[There is absolutely no way he just said that.]

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@AUTHORIZEDORDER I’ve heard ‘bout you before. I fully support what you are doin’ for Tracen.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@PEERLESSHER0INE Alright, Ai-san! It was nice talkin’ to you! Let me know if you ever need anythin’, ‘kay? I’m here for you.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

@Mejiro_Mkirbo57 Right… I appreciate the advice the advice and stuff, McQueen. You’re a really good person.

[Trainer Ryuji Sakamoto @TrainerSakamoto]

Dammit… everybody here probably thinks I am an idiot or somethin’ now for believin’ that social media subscription was a death sentence! Rrrgh, I’ll show ‘em just how smart I am with my report card!

[….]

Wait, no. Scratch that.