Tram Traveller

All anecdotes are true. I wish they weren't.

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I've just seen Epping Plaza's version of Trainspotting's 'worst toilet in Scotland'.

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@kiaaustralia must have hit their sales targets for this quarter. Essendon Fields had zero interest in us today.

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Guy on tonight's tram lit a cigarette a stop before getting off.

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Train home tonight featured a guy with a southern cross tattoo. On his face.

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The guy next to me on the tram just ordered 16 pizzas. 10 meat lovers, 5 Hawaiian, and a margarita.

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The viper room on #ImACelebrityAU was less claustrophobic than this tram.

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Looking at this billboard, these developers are also going to install some lush rolling hills behind their apartments.

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Great show tonight

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

should i say i will shirtfront the donald

[Trump Just Googled @usagovgoogles]

shit is thor australian

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These upstanding citizens have moved on from defacing neighbourhood fences to defacing community property

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33 years since Footloose was released. Still haven't seen it. Start to watch it on TV, only to find it's the remake.

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Saturday morning at the Nova

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Just advised by the usher to make sure I sit in my allocated seat. There are only two other people in the cinema.

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Now that his unsafe fence is no longer blocking the footpath, he parks like this

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Irony

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The car says it's hot. Damn hot.

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Is it just me...or does the Australian Open logo look remarkably like the OA title credit...reversed?

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Only 3.5 shopping months til Easter

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Dear Santa. Can I please have the public footpath back for Christmas? This has been going on for over 3 months.