TP

I have the 2 cutest kids in the world

[TP @TrampasPorter]

Usually just hold it in until I die
Drink some beer
Smoke some weed
And forget about it

You only have 1 life
Be happy
And just be great

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

How do men take care of their mental health if they don’t talk to friends about their struggles and don’t find a therapist helpful?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gelo Ball performing Tweaker at a Lions playoff game the day after Lonzo and LaMelo guarded each other in an NBA game

LaVar told you he was going 3/3 with his sons

[TP @TrampasPorter]

You mean like you and your family?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Biden: "I want to warn the country of some things that give me great concern. That's the dangerous concentration of power in the hands of a very few ultra wealthy people and the dangerous consequences if their abuse of power is left unchecked. Today, an oligarchy is taking shape"

[TP @TrampasPorter]

@SAFETYORFREEDOM @schuld_eth @FearedBuck Please tell me he shot him in the head

[TP @TrampasPorter]

He would have been a hero if dude was white

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

BLM New York gave a press conference outside the courthouse on Friday where the trial of Daniel Penny is ongoing.

“Would Daniel Penny be a hero if Jordan Neely was white? No … But that’s America. Black lives do not matter to you.”

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

BLM New York gave a press conference outside the courthouse on Friday where the trial of Daniel Penny is ongoing.

“Would Daniel Penny be a hero if Jordan Neely was white? No … But that’s America. Black lives do not matter to you.”

[TP @TrampasPorter]

@BazzBetz @0xCRASHOUT @BensonBunnyBoy @highguy06353317 @Uni_Cuties Not all women are blessed my man

[TP @TrampasPorter]

@BazzBetz @0xCRASHOUT @BensonBunnyBoy @highguy06353317 @Uni_Cuties Fake tits just are better. Period.
More symmetrical and bigger
Can repair scars and stretch marks from child birth or weight loss

Y’all are the type of guys that make your significant other wear more clothes cuz your worried others will look huh?

[TP @TrampasPorter]

Dear Ohio state. If you’re made stop losing at home

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If Baker Mayfield did this today it would’ve started World War III

[TP @TrampasPorter]

I mean he’s the fucking president of our country MFerS

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: The NFL has announced that the "Trump Dance" celebration is fair game and not punishable by a fine.

LFG!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 Republican Senators are mocking the libs 🤣

“I’m Steve Daines. My pronouns are Republican/Majority.

I have a simple message for Chuck Schumer and Bob Casey: IT’S OVER.”

KEEP UP THIS ENERGY! WE ARE WINNING! 🔥

[Du Quoin Scorigami @dqscorigami]

The 2024 season will be the 90th season of Du Quoin football at Van Metre Field, which opened in 1935.

[TP @TrampasPorter]

@thesouc Just blitz every play. Coverage is going to break down
Pressuring the QB is the only way to win

[Karol Markowicz @karol]

The only people still testing for covid are trying to get out of doing something.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I’ve probably done that a thousand times in my life”

Mike Gundy talking about Oklahoma State star Ollie Gordon’s DUI is crazy @UnnecRoughness

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

During a 2020 Presidential Debate Joe Biden claimed that his son’s laptop was Russian disinformation.

That laptop was just used as evidence to convict Hunter Biden.

Joe Biden lied his ass off.

[Ward Jolles @wardjolles]

NEW: Scottie Scheffler's attorney issues a fiery response to the charges being dropped against Scottie Scheffler. Listen to what Romines told @NataliaWAVE3 when she asked why Scheffler originally agreed with the claim that he dragged Det. Gillis: @wave3news

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

Just wait for the punchline here, it made me lol

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: ESPN host Stephen A. Smith on the persecution of former President Trump:

“Primarily I have voted Democrat throughout my life, but I’m utterly disgusted with what I’m seeing…They’ve clearly politicized this thing with Donald Trump because they can’t come up with a strategy to offset the momentum he’s clearly gained.”