Eating with my Belly Button

That/Thing (at least how my ex-wife refers to me) Uncomfortable in my own skin — and almost everyone else’s skin.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the sudden perkiness of dawning horror. the quick jig of the shoulders. the pace quickening into a jog. the overall excessively rigorous posture as your self-respect slides out your booty hole. he 100% shit himself

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

me when the waitress at Applebee’s asks what I want to drink

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

SOUND ON YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS LMFAOOO

[Eating with my Belly Button @TranielGayLewis]

White boys getting down at the Death Grips show

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Styrofoam balls reacting to different sound frequencies
https://t.co/cp2k8WPDXB

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

just found this in my camera roll and have no clue why I made it

[Daniel Smith @TronGumby]

My Furby watching me microwave spoons

[Eating with my Belly Button @TranielGayLewis]

@AFare5 Stop, you entertaining cracker

[Eating with my Belly Button @TranielGayLewis]

The Phillies right now

[stan denshaw “parody” @OptometristDan]

Walk a straight line? Shit check this out officer https://t.co/JF3WmuKIMl

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

I don’t know if you knew this, but Queens of the Stone Age is just this guy

[keegan @FranziaMom]

gaslight and coke company? you mean my ex’s apartment?

[Eating with my Belly Button @TranielGayLewis]

@windbreakergod They’re for my dog

[Foxford Comics @FoxfordComics]

Just found out old timey bars used to have a urinal trough and you could just whip it out and pee while you drink. The world used to be great before women ruined it

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Travis absolutely zooted lmaoo

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

what would you do in this situation?

[r daneel olivaw @trillharris]

OH THIS IS DOPE