🇵🇸☭🧱🔩Lydia Posts!🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢

Proud Virginian, Bitter Transexual | She/Her | On an extended Star Wars Hiatus rn | ☭

[Maia 🦇 @maiaonacross]

Ngl the UN kinda ate with their transfem art

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Obligatory

[One Punch-In Man @CineMasai_]

oh *now* they know how to organize against a common threat

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. I have a theory that even the Hutts could recreate at least the superlaser."

[DSA @DemSocialists]

13 Democrats in Congress signed onto a pledge to “reject socialism” today. Combined, they’ve raked in a whopping $10,088,996 from the Israel lobby. Nothing moderate about that. Should we tally up their Big Tech donations next?

[Concordia Jedi @ConcordiaJedi]

"Luke... This is...very important. You have to stop the Emperor' three eyed son, Trioculus."

"...What?"

"Well, technically, he's not REALLY his son..."

"O-ok?"

"His REAL three eyed son is named Triclops."

"....."

"Also, he has a son named Ken who lives underground...so..."

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

They're gonna lose lmfao

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

A specter is haunting Europe, folks. Many say GHOST but I say SPECTER. I say it because it's much spookier, more serious. SPECTER! And it's the biggest specter we've ever seen.

[Grant Morgan @gmorgan2001]

@ettingermentum Me trying to make the DSA look bad: yeah they’re gonna give you cheap beer and food at NFL games and then complement your team. Isn’t that terrible

[🇵🇸☭🧱🔩Lydia Posts!🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @TransMaraJade]

@RiskStrategos And he was a good friend.

[🇵🇸☭🧱🔩Lydia Posts!🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @TransMaraJade]

"Luke... I don't know why, but the Force is making this seem really important. You need to moon-proof Chewbacca."

"How do you know his name?"

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

"Luke...my son...before I go...*cough* *cough* let me say...the Emperor is building 10,000 star destroyers armed with death star superlasers at a secret shipyard in the unknown regions. The planet is called...Exagol"

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Real alt history right here 👇

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

To any chick named Janice who’s on the run for anything….this is a trap.

They did the same thing to Washington Redskins fans in 1985 lmfaooo look it up

[🇵🇸☭🧱🔩Lydia Posts!🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @TransMaraJade]

My Redskins were being run by the evil Tsar Dan Snyder until we had our glorious proletarian revolution and became the Commanders under glorious leader Josh Harris. Now we are fighting against the fascist armies of the Cowboys, Eagles, and Giants

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Every sport except the one I like is fascist. Every team playing the sport I like except the team I like is fascist. The team I like playing the sport I like? They’re proletarians. Unfortunately, however, my team is being run by Adolf Hitler,

[Remi Kanazi @Remroum]

Democrats: "You ruin elections by voting 3rd party!"

Democrats now: "If you want your own party, go out and start one!"

[Remi Kanazi @Remroum]

Democrats for my entire life: "If you want change, go out and vote!"

Democrats today: "No, not like that!"

[🇵🇸☭🧱🔩Lydia Posts!🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @TransMaraJade]

I can't believe that my wife is a better poster than I am. She doesn't even post, lol.

[thomas @thomashobohm]

under communism your friends will still want you to be on time to things btw

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

“Luke… you have to know… there is a third Death Star…. I don’t know what he was thinking either… but a tour shuttle should be enough to take that one out…. There’s also a few different superweapons in the maw…. Sun crusher… darksaber… death star prototype… some others…”