Trans Woman Facts

Totally 100% true facts about Trans women. Run by @LauraKBuzz.

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Trans women are a hivemind. Piss one of us off, the rest of us are going to know...

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Trans women can see the future at will, like Garnet from Steven Universe. They respect directives and do not alter fate.

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Trans Women got to see the good version of both Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad. That BVS Goku cameo really helped the pacing.

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Trans women developed faster than light travel in the 1940s. The secret? An engine powered by the tears of those who don't believe we exist.

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Trans Women are allergic to money. Throw money at them to defeat them. They'll hate it. https://t.co/zXNEzbMIH2

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Hey, we made a video game. you should go check it out and stuff. https://t.co/b2XYfJDLiT

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Some say trans women can 360 no-scope across whole continents...without aim assist

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"stealth" actually refers to one's resistence to radar detection. The first stealth trans woman was the F-117 Nighthawk

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Trans Women are born with the ability to level up at will, but we don't because we respect the base level curve

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Transgender Women already have Half Life 3 copies. We will share them, when we feel like it.

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@Barbapoil @TanukiChau Oh that's what started my account. LoL suggested we had unfair advantage, I jokingly assumed superpowers.

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@TanukiChau @Barbapoil /consider me in the same boat I guess, no idea what that is haha

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@TanukiChau @Barbapoil I shall not, this time ;P Nah, I don't bite, I just make semi amusing jokes when I remember to.

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@TanukiChau @Barbapoil Hi :)

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Trans Women are like genies, each of them can grant three wishes. But you have to be really nice to them or they won't do it.

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@LizardEatsFlies Didn't you just LOVE the crossover with The Office at the end when Locke bumps into Dwight?

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Trans Women got the real ending to Lost. The final episode the rest of the world got was considerably less impressive.

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They do not do this of course, because they're nice. They don't want to have an unfair advantage.

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Trans Women are actually being made of pure energy. They can create matter at will and warp the world to their will.