"Simon just cus you have superpowers, you can't go using them to change people."
"Why not? All I have to do is say 'Simon Says' and I can change anything."
"It's not right! You can't-"
"Ugh boring. Simon says you're a hot bro, bro!"
"WAIT SIMON NO- Uhhhh fuck yeah bro 🤤🤤🤤"