Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Using twt to complain n talk about random bs °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

INTRO

Hi hi I’m Tristan I’m posting genuine bs on here

He/Him mainly but I’m genderfluid

Yeah 😳😳

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

Was gonna cut tonight but my razor broke and now I’m too tired #ok

[🧞‍♂️ @Justaboyli]

how I feel asking "what happened??" while everyone laughs

[Team Gyatt @TeamGyattReal]

Source tells me Uncle Pussy is stable.

Please god

[slothy @slothy_420]

gun to your uncle name a pussy

[Xido @XidoLive]

how it feels when my tweet gets zero likes

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

Sorry I find uncle pussy quite funny

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

My uncle pussy wet

[lia @fktxluv]

IMPORTANT QUESTION what is the equivalent of “my dick hard” for women like what can i say on the same level i dont wanna say “turned on”

[꩜ ollie ꩜ @majesticInsect]

WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY
WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY
WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY
WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY

[chevin @ekiszeta667]

Gracias mutis por toda la fama 🙏déjare los estudios para ser tuitero 🫶🏻

[Zero @gozero30]

Yo al verme en una foto que me sacaron desprevenido

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

Straight person: hey I’m straight

Gay person: hey I’m gay

That one gendernonconforming friend you try to ignore: you want some uncle with your pussy

[Horse Hater @HorseHater69]

a horse standing on top of it

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Doomscrolling at a cafe instead of home

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

When you press the grok button accidentally while trying to press literally anything else on a laggy IPhone 13 keyboard

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

I need to be funnier on this account sorry this is so depressing

[kelliam 🍊 @storyofrevival]

how it felt to finally use twitter after using tiktok for years

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

I can’t even cut myself properly I really am just a screw up 😭😭

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

Wanting to cut myself but hating having scars

[Tristan ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @TransgenderJFK]

I should’ve just killed myself like I had planned when I was 13 this is too much 😭😭😭

[san @aashiyanamiizu]

how it feels to text the groupchat and nobody replies