Alex :W:

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Some guy left me negative feedback before I could even ship what he bought on eBay & I remembered I'd taken a pic

[Death is A Businessman @deathisbusiness]

Come visit me here: https://t.co/OwLx1Uc4Na
#deathisabusinessman #ROCKMUSIC #industrial #Cincinnati

[Alex :W: @TransientDirge]

@deathisbusiness to tweet is magnifique.

[Alex :W: @TransientDirge]

@madrhae 😑

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

An Ohio Stoner walks into a pawn shop. "You're MAKING MONEY on this!" he shrieks. The owner nods. The Ohio Stoner, disgusted, leaves.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Come to Trader's Joe in next 40 mins if u want an ass kicking (thanks to @myDXMproblem)

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Come to Civil Disobedience in next 110 mins if u want an ass kicking

[Alex :W: @TransientDirge]

@KBradJStorm you may have gotten top 8 but I bodied you at RPS.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Toilet's loud so if I have to drop a nightloaf I don't flush... In the morning my child runs out of the bathroom yellin "Shit Ghost Is Back"

[Alex :W: @TransientDirge]

That wtf moment when you first start doing physics homework.

[Alex :W: @TransientDirge]

@j_smiddy1310 gotta love useless organs.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

I was briefly mentioned in this week's TIME Magazine. I was also briefly mentioned in TIME in 2002. See you in 2024 (briefly.)

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

I'm glad the Patriot Act got extended. If I want to complain about the government, I can do it in a private email, knowing they'll read it.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Our fellow Americans sit in bank-mortgaged homes, using Microsoft and Apple to tell each other to rise up against the corporations.

[Alex :W: @TransientDirge]

my life is too boring for this