The Sniff Test!
Something fucking stinks here. Are you sure you can't smell anything? Can you smell me and see where it's coming from? Let's start with my armpits, but I think my cock and asshole could do with a check too...
Worship My Pink Glittery Toes!
I want you to worship my feet for me. Every one of my toes for you to get all the flavour out of! You're gonna be the best foot slut that there is for me, and when you're done worshipping me I want you to cum all over them!
Farting on Your Loser Republican Face!
We win and you lost, so suck it up bitch! I wonder what your pronouns are gonna be. Now that you smell the way you feel, you can fuck off!