Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce

I was the one and only Bruce. Now I’m the Big Daddy of 2.5 and loving husband.

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@itsallgoods0n This is me

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat
@DoctorRx1

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

A24 does not miss

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

Her: Who tf are you always texting on your phone?!

Me:

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@itsallgoods0n Someone tried to tell me this on a FB status. I was like tbh it was the first time I’d heard it out of anyone other than a transphobic redneck. No Earthly idea who they are tbh

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

I wish I was someone who’s biggest problem was a gay beer can. Get a fucking grip.

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@itsallgoods0n

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

Does anyone else ever feel like they were a Cult leader in a past life? No? Just me? That checks out.

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@poisonbrains

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@poisonbrains I woke up right after this 🥹

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

I gave up all my other ones, looking for a good starter vice to keep things level.

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

It’s hard to realize the hold some things have over you until you actually let go of them

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

I’m only one drink away from the Devil

[jess @itsallgoods0n]

you can change everything about yourself and it still won’t be good enough for some people

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@itsallgoods0n We’re you on the show FRIENDS

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@PardonMyTake 23 and because I’ll actually play the whole season unlike SOME people

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@poisonbrains Thanks bby it was nice waking up to the house already clean I didn’t even know what to do with myself

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

This is why @poisonbrains is with me

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Highest Pass Rating last season
(min. 20 attempts)

Jordan Love 112.2
Brock Purdy 107.3
Tua Tagovailoa 105.5
Patrick Mahomes 105.2

[Big Daddy formerly known as The Bruce @TrapLordBruce]

@itsallgoods0n It’s okay we’re Facebook Kings/Queens