gômez 🇹🇹

¿qué pasa?

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

*dabs in despair*

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

me strolling to Wally World in the late hours b4 Corona

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

Nonexistent

[Raf @newaviraf]

you pull into a white persons driveway for a u-turn n they already on the porch wit a shotgun

[dell @UnkleDellbot]

Molly got me invincible what’s genghis khan address.

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

@AnjanealT @jaelynhunn_ That’s what’s up my dude

[♍️ @TreAndrews17]

@Jediah Young dagger delphine

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

*direct deposit hits*

Nobody:

Absolutely no-one:

Bill due dates:

[☥ @rodtheslayer]

Ima tell my kids in 2045 that this was Obama

[billiam @BillRatchet]

how u broke and into astrology them stars need to align and tell u to get some fuckin money

[King Jediah @Jediah]

My art has come to life

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

@cody_krehbiel They tryna push the release of Total War: Iran

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of the Aral Sea? I thought not.

It’s not a story the USSR would tell you.

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

When Jesus takes the wheel, but he hadn’t earned his driver’s license

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

When a telemarketer calls my phone

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

Her: He hasn’t spoken to me for hours, I wonder if he’s upset with me?
Me: *debating with myself* Why didn’t Thanos just put Froot Loops in his glove?

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

It’s called Tinder cuz it’s an app full of matches waiting to set your house on fire

[gômez 🇹🇹 @TrapRamen]

@cody_krehbiel I’m just salt Disney decided to retcon everything out of the lore. Including Knights of the Old Republic.

[kevin @_KevinSosa_]

@jasiexjai