Dec19th🏄🏽‍♂️

•Alabama📍🤍• 🎯🏳️‍🌈 ♐️•334🛫717 •I have a splash of the tism 🤭🤭

[bald nigga 💋 @notkiannabanks]

Finna go thank my mama for not making me biracial

[Six @likethenumber6]

I love the phrase “fuck I thought” cause the fuck did I think fr

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[miia @miiagarro]

you mad at what i said or you mad bc it's true

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

“you walk away so easily” thanks, i’m a leaver. i will leave. anything i don’t like, i’m leaving.

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @___xrozzie]

you cannot get the last laugh with me, i’m too strategic.. sit back

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when a bitch try and use beginner level manipulation on me

[em 🍒 @imbasementjack]

mysterious on instagram insane on twitter

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Me and my nigga was arguing yesterday and this is our way of talking again 😂😂

[. @southernsiren__]

love being quick witted and quick widdit

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

Once I realize someone is taking me for a pussy ass btch I get really evil 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I’m not eating your pussy under the cover and the lights already off

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when i Actually have to do work at The job I applied for

[miia @miiagarro]

before you beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[Alors🥣 @Alorsssssss]

Calling me slurs won’t bring austin back #StartDigging

[$$$…🫟 @prkmsj]

you sell me a dream imma show you a nightmare