G. W. Wolflord

Watch what you poke even flowers have thorns. Writer, Gamer, Part-Time YouTuber, Hopeless Romantic, Fantasy, Magic, Myth, and Legend. Profile pic by @VillimeyS

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

Looking for a short story? A mix of humor and horror on Cathryn’s day off.

Beware of what waits in the shadows.

Date with a Beast https://t.co/bCwCWCsd57

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@DonutOperator Damn

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@INTERIORPORN1 I didn’t know they made windows like that. Makes me want a stairs that just goes to one as a place to watch storms before they get here.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@grindfacetv I have a neighbor like him. He came out with a hockey stick because the neighbor opposite me was getting their car towed because it was hit while parked in the road. He threatened both the neighbor and tow driver, telling them they couldn’t be there. Gets weird sometimes.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@Wisdom_HQ Then comes the end of the civil war. They don’t pay servers. They end up getting paid only by tips.

Tipping was a fix for no wages.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@Wisdom_HQ The unglamorous origin of tipping began with American upper class going to Europe. They seen them tip, came back and said, “we need to bring class and show we are better than the rest of America.” And so they started leaving tips to show they were upper class citizens.

[Darkness Prevails🎙️ @DarkPrevails]

I need your help.

YouTube's demonetization waves are ending careers. People who spent 10 years building their channels are watching it all disappear. I've been scared it's coming for us next. They already got one of my channels.

That's why I'm finally releasing our new app: https://t.co/mqUT6iKA41

Every show I make, all in one place. Listen free with our own ads, or become a member for ad-free everything, hours of members-only audiobooks, bonus episodes, a built-in ebook reader, playlists, and more.

This is how Darkness Prevails and Eeriecast survive whatever YouTube decides next. Even just listening at https://t.co/ShHzmmXMmq instead of here helps. Becoming a member helps more. I'm sorry if I'm begging, but YouTube has practically forced me to do it.

Existing Eeriecast Plus members: log in with your current email and password. You'll get an extended trial, then re-subscribe once on the new app.

Thank you! Seriously, I mean it!

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@DarkPrevails It makes me not want to even try anymore. I’ve been unable to make stuff lately due to medical reasons and I’m not even sure I want to try going back anymore.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

I went to a cardiologist about presyncope with a pre-existing connective tissue disorder. The presyncope is worse with current meds.

Doctor says, “connective tissue isn’t related. Have you tried drinking water and getting out of my office?”

(The getting out isn’t literal.)

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@BoyleEric @histories_arch Ohh ok, that would make sense. I get so used to looking at engineering renders that I forget to step back somedays.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

Well that doesn’t make me feel good. I reported a listing on eBay because it can’t be sold as a usable item. Suspiciously looked stolen but at best its parts only.

But eBay’s AI review said “it’s good”.

Trust loss.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@confed2001 @histories_arch That looks much more like I expected vs the artistic render.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@DisrespectedThe Do you have any idea how often I’m told my package is 1+ weeks away?

I’m not skipping my vacation because you deliver early without the system even alerting us.

And you knew it snowed before you took that job.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@evilgeckowo Umm what?!

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@DarkPrevails That’s an interesting combo.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@Rein_Quest Noice Tribute with the Tenacious D inspired song.

[Rein Quest @Rein_Quest]

Someone brought live chickens to the Minecraft movie.
So I did the only reasonable thing:
Wrote a bardic anthem to stop the madness.
🎸 Jack Black would approve. Or fear me. Possibly both.
🎥 Full video: https://t.co/6SAQqMtmpA
#MinecraftMovie #PopcornWar #VTuberAnthem #TenaciousDStyle #CinemaEtiquette #ReinQuest

[Rein Quest @Rein_Quest]

Everyone I’d like to ask you to check out a show called Edge of Sleep. It’s available now on Prime video.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@GaryAllenFagan @laina_ruff @LZZYHALE @WindwalkerWrite @B_K_Bass @deidrejowen The glow around his finger.

[G. W. Wolflord @Trapper_920]

@GaryAllenFagan @laina_ruff @LZZYHALE @WindwalkerWrite @B_K_Bass @deidrejowen Nice. I like the descriptors.