BachTrash

Part of Bachelor Nation and only slightly ashamed of it. I don't watch as it airs soooo all my tweets are out of date.

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Maxim joining the Jean-Ralphio/Steve Harrington pantheon #TheGoldenBachelorette

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How dare the #GoldenBachelorette host this stripping date when Yosef's mother (probably) is watching at home??

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After learning Gary is Tina Turner's godson and Jordan dated Taylor Dayne, I wouldn't be surprised if CK literally had a Heisman Trophy. #goldenbachelorette

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Drama on the regular Bachelorette: You're a snake, you're not here for the right reasons, you're not ready for a relationship.
Drama on the #GoldenBachelorette: I don't want to sing the group song you wrote for all of us.

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24 men and none of them are immediately obviously terrible?? I don't know how to deal with this emotionally #TheGoldenBachelorette

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I would watch a whole hour of Jenn roasting Sam M #TheBachelorette

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Hold up, if Sam didn't know Jenn was the Bachelorette until he got out of the limo, then why did he introduce himself with a line about her saying "shot o'clock"? #TheBachelorette

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This is absolutely the perfect face for a sister (or, indeed, anybody) to make in response to Jeremy's intro #TheBachelorette

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The guy who flashed everyone Night 1 and the guy whose intro was "I have a really big p****" both getting to Hometowns? #TheBachelorette

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Sam breaking out the I Love You #thebachelorette

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Sam during the radio show interview #thebachelorette

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Message to all the men of #TheBachelorette

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SO sad to see Thomas turn into a hyper-aggressive weirdo. It gives me no pleasure to say that Devin is in the right in this conflict. #TheBachelorette

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What does it say about me that, out of all the sights of Melbourne, I was most excited that they got to have dinner in this sweet library? #TheBachelorette

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A Bachelorette of the people #TheBachelorette

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Terrified that Jenn is going to get sucked into Devin’s gigantic mouth #TheBachelorette

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Give a raise to whoever edited this ice cream horror movie sequence #TheBachelorette

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I guess I should be grateful that Bachelor Nation makes me feel good about myself just for not committing a hate crime. Seriously, what's wrong with people #TheBachelor

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Leslie watching the Joey/Kelsey clip from the audience #thebachelor

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"Sydney, I can't give you this rose." #TheBachelor