HumaneGarbage

Alex. High anxiety, victim of society. Communist Cat Dad. Capitalism is violence. Fashionable person doing questionable things. 💜🌈💜 he/him

[HumaneGarbage @TrashBaggz]

Bosses like this deserve The Wall 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Bill Moore, Esq. @lawyer_memes]

I received an automatic "Out of Office" reply from a third-year associate.

It said she was "unavailable" for the weekend due to a family reunion.

I was confused.

I thought she worked for me, not the post office.

I called her personal cell immediately.

She didn't answer.

So I called her parents' landline.

I found the number in her background check file.

Her mother answered.

I told her it was an emergency regarding her daughter's future.

The associate called me back three minutes later, breathless.

She asked if she was fired.

I said no, just missing in action.

She spent the reunion refreshing her inbox every 30 seconds.

Availability isn't a setting in Outlook.

It's a lifestyle choice.

[Anon User @AnonUser521481]

I think it's time people know about SmashStadts, and the harm he is causing to women in the Pokemon Unite community.

https://t.co/57WKilUv1C

[HumaneGarbage @TrashBaggz]

Spotify keeps putting the term “dad rock” in my daylist and I have feelings about it..

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

if this flag offends you ill help you pack

[HumaneGarbage @TrashBaggz]

Why haven’t we burned Alligator Alcatraz to the ground yet?

[HumaneGarbage @TrashBaggz]

@WallStreetApes If you don’t want the hassle of tenants, sell the house.

Stop hoarding homes and exploiting people without them.

It’s really that simple.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

"What leverage do we have?" says Democratic House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "They control the House, the Senate and the presidency; it's their government."

[HumaneGarbage @TrashBaggz]

You automatically lose the argument against Communist leaders by saying “well, they killed a lot of people to get their way” and not also saying “the US has fucked half the world and killed millions and millions of people for capitalism and to PREVENT communism from spreading.”

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

The destruction of the Soviet Union had a profoundly negative effect upon not just its former republics, but the entire world.

This thread will list quantitative changes to Western imperialism following the fall of the USSR 🧵

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Ronald Reagan deserves all the hate he gets

[Nipah 🐣 @NipahDUBS]

"You have a 3D printer right? What do you use it for?"

To have the full set of the talismans from Jackie Chan Adventures.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Hamas agreed to a ceasefire deal weeks ago, Israel rejected it. Netanyahu just said war will continue until Israel says so.

Like the US-failed pier, the fake red line on Rafah and months of Biden’s “frustration” with Israel while flooding it with weapons, this is a PR stunt.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

"Biden literally hasn’t done anything"

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Protestors were right to oppose segregation
Protestors were right to oppose the Vietnam War
Protestors were right to oppose the Iraq War
Protestors were right to oppose the Wall Street bailout

Protestors are right to oppose US complicity in Netanyahu's illegal and immoral war

[Henry Hakamäki @Huck1995]

Reminding you of this quote from Kwame Ture for no reason in particular…

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

this might as well be his concession speech

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

if peaceful protest ends up getting labeled as violent anyway, what incentive is there to remain peaceful?