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[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

The greatest series of the year!

The 2026 @MLB #ShitwaySeries

Two teams full of overpaid stars.

Two teams claiming to be the best.

Which one will strive for absolute suckage?

Find out TONIGHT at 7pm on @AppleTV, tomorrow at 7pm on @FOXTV, and Sunday at 1:40 on YES & SNY

[saejin𖤐 @xcscatharsisx]

the wwe already releasing promotional material for the road to crown jewel 2026

[tanya 🪽 @balladofanxcx]

and they say ariana is the greatest vocalist of the century 😭

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

She only spoke out against Trump before because she was being filmed for a Netflix documentary.

NOTHING she does is to help others, just herself.

[lina ★ @youseemsour]

Taylor Swift refuses to speak on any issues in her own country even when her fans beg her to and yall are over here crediting her for a brazillian election

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

They’re gonna make that shit out of Steak-Umms and Kraft Singles

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

Guy offers to plead guilty and get life in prison in exchange for a Philly Cheesesteak. I’d make that deal.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

The only way “Israel” is going to be restored is for the Jewish settlers to get the fuck out of there and bring the Palestinians back.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

53,000 Israelis dual-citizens living around the world flew to Israel to vote in the elections.

Israel does not allow its citizens living abroad to vote by mail, so the 53,000 spent on average $2,900 per person to fly to Israel.

The Telegram reports their primary motivation is to vote out Netanyahu so Israel’s reputation can be “restored”.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Friendly reminder: we outnumber the elites in America by roughly 100 to 1. They may hold power, influence, and institutions—but the numbers aren’t even close, and we can end this shit whenever we want to.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

“I want to look more like Amanda Bynes”

Say less….I got you, fam…..

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Flavio Bolsonaro was ordered to turn over his passport and remain in the country to face corruption charges.

He just snuck out of Brazil via Argentina and is headed to the U.S.

He’s now a wanted fugitive. I’m going to bet ICE won’t be waiting for him when his private plan lands and he’ll be feted at Mar A Lago when he arrives.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@YourAnonCentral Not docile, spoiled rotten. Too many people so privileged that they don’t know the meaning of struggle.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

USA USA USA!

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Republicans face wipeout in New Jersey as House Democrats surge to 23-point lead, poll finds

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Several of the biggest gangs in major swing state cities have reportedly called a truce for the next week so they can jointly organize quick response squads to scare away ICE or other federal agents trying to intimidate voters, tamper with ballot boxes, or steal votes.

[LPC @landpalestine]

Hello ICE,

I would like to report an illegal criminal immigrant coming from Brazil without a passport. His name is Flavio Bolsonaro

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Marco Rubio leading Flávio Bolsonaro's escape is the biggest receipt that the US was interfering in the Brazilian’s elections.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

This whole Bolsonaro thing is crazy because international fugitives used to pick Russia to run from accountability. Now, they pick America. They feel safe here. Disgusting. We need to deport every one of these thugs Trump lets in.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@entylawyer Charli D’Amelio? Or is it Dixie?

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@entylawyer It’s Lea Michele….the same one who was on top of another guy the night her boyfriend died…..

[benny🍜 @BennysAsianEra_]

she was so excited to emit carbon

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

If Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived in the US without his passport then he is here illegally. By the logic of the Trump administration that means he should be deported.

[Kenny🔆⏹️ @gaslightyourmom]

THE CRIME LOVING REPUBLICANS ARE OPENING THE BORDERS TO LET CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS INTO THE COUNTRY

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@seonghwaheart4 @dschorrnyc @KatzStats @lyft I know that. I’m explaining the reason Lyft and the driver gives.