A Garbage Pail Kid with the head of a Madball, and guts dripping with glowing Alien Blood, I gag maggots and slash my wrists with crusty old issues of Gore Zone
Oh, this looks a little broken, lemme fix it:
1) Haven't seen EVERY movie released that year? Join the fucking club, NO ONE has
2) Yeah, actually DON'T put your own movie on the list, that IS tacky
3) Make a "worst of " list. Always. Filmmakers aren't helped by being coddled
So you wanna make a “Year End” movie list? Some tips:
1.) Haven’t seen EVERY movie released that year? It’s not a “best of” list, it’s your favorites
2.) Don’t post your own movies. It’s tacky
3.) “Worst of” lists aren’t helpful criticism. Don’t do them. Lift up movies instead
This is such a stupid hang up that a bunch of people decided to have all of a sudden. The audience can criticize a film as harshly as they want. Especially now that movies are no longer film, but soulless corporate products, they deserve to be ridiculed. Just don't make personal attacks against the cast & crew. We'll never get lots of fun movies again if people pander to mediocrity because they are afraid it will hurt someone's feelings. Pathetic. I 100% celebrate when garbage corporate products fail. Right now it's easier to make a worst of lists than a best of list because the industry has become a conveyor belt of garbage nobody but weirdos give a shit about.
Being a doctor is hard. But if my cardiologist comes into the OR with a chainsaw, I'm not gonna say "fuck, your profession is difficult, so...my hands are tied. Do you, king."
@FreddyInSpace I was curious about this one...does Slade reign in his tendency to get a little TOO frenetic with the camerawork? I was seeing hints of it in the trailer, and I had painful flashbacks to 30 Days of Night...
Oh yeah, I NEED this shit..."I made a fuckin' cheese sandwich today. A mild breeze reminded me of grass I saw as a child".
Like, so down to earth, man...I'll tick with Demon Beast Invasion, thanks.
@insideimgoblin My immediate temptation would be to get the iconic Spencer Mansion hallway zombie peering over its shoulder, though my brain is ALSO telling me, in my head, to make it busier somehow...are you going simple, or cluttered, because you could easily go sleeve with it...