camembabe

Not a girl,
Really humble, really funny, extra slutty

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Mr Whippy but instead of an ice cream van it’s a travelling bdsm dungeon

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Going commando in the jargo jort

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Hot dogs hold a power over me that no god could ever attain

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Thinking about the time my boyfriend's brother told me there's no trees in Greenland and I believed him because he's a doctor but also...I think he may be lying about the trees

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Pitting women against each other is wrong, however...
How can you watch Charlie's Angels and want to be Natalie?? Alex and Dylan are everything

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1 opioid please, as a treat ❤️

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It's manual labour, not womanual labour. Get brickin lads

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For Christmas I'd like Kate King to get some queer friends

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I think Jedward would be sick at hyperpop

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The only cure for diarrhoea is stealing from Asda

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@jennahodge I can down vote you

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Will be ending friendships with any Johnny Depp supporters, you're all foul (:

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I will never not steal from Asda

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I'm so upset that metallic tattoos don't exist

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I'd watch The Batman twice

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Now my future wife has an Oscar nom I need to step it up, our first date will be so awks when I'm like oh yeah, you might have an Oscar but I was team captain for sports day in year 6

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I wish you started losing weight as soon as you decide to lose weight

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I tweet this as I'm using a pair of scissors to really get the itches scratched

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My toxic trait is thinking I looked really sexy when my eczema was on my eyelids.