what's up twitter it's ya girl Cat back to tell you an embarrassing mail story - I bought a spicy minotaur novel from America that comes with nsfw prints & it's been stuck in customs for 2 days. I can only assume the customs agents are calling everyone over to go what the fuck π₯²
okay but like this whole 'calling your partner my love' is cringe take, look me dead in the eyes and tell me if your lover quoted Sleep Token's sugar and said 'do you want to test me now, my love' you wouldn't go fucking f e r a l
Also happy nearly 2024 besties my goal for the new year is to dye my hair pink and finally start making furry ear headbands so I can be a lil more like Cat irl
So the book I'm reading rn is womens fiction set in WW2. This airbase needs the help of a family with a big Manor house and the houses daughter is very involved. She's 17 and the lieutenant is 24 and it keeps going on about how mature she is and capable and good at medicine
And there's a part where the lieutenant is like damn I don't want to seem like a predator then 2 paragraphs later asks her to be his girlfriend. So far he's gotten a boxer from dancing with her and feeling her tits rub about against him, and just taking her out for afternoon tea
So I've been thinking about vore and- (a shoe flies from the audience and knocks me out, no one knows where the audience came from because I'm in my computer room and don't answer the door)
one of our kitties has made a little nest out of the foam I bought to make a fursuit head but have been putting off bc of the fear of crafting something new, so it's like 'oh no, I can't move the baby, guess I have to put it off longer' but also I'm slipping him treats in thanks