867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡

Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@CatCatWalk1957 Anyone who would pay $51,500 for a •coat• is •not• living in the same world as those of us who are lucky to make that much in a •year.• She can't be "relatable" in a $51,500 coat.

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@susipatrick "That look" is the look your mom warned you about when you were little ~ "You better hope your face doesn't freeze like that!" It's the opposite of "perma grin" ~ it's "perma pissed."

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@OccupyDemocrats If she •really• wants to "distance herself" from her father she should consider changing her first name, too. I doubt there'll be a lot of "Ivanka who? Kushner? Never heard of her!" I think "McLovin Kushner" has a nice ring to it...

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@CalltoActivism If MTG was employed by KFC & one day decided to go on national TV to share their SECRET recipe, she would be fired & sued. KFC requires their employees to sign a NDA ~ which brings me to the question: What kind of a fucking backwards world are we living in?

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@buitengebieden ...a love like no other ~ for both of them! ❤

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@buitengebieden There you go again...giving all of us •another• reason to believe that dogs are really truly, absolutely the •best• animals on 🌎 earth 💚

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@buitengebieden ...makin' some rain puddle angels! 🌧😇🌧

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 This looks very much like a semi-pro Photoshop hack job...take a look at the space between the groom's legs.

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@ladyky63 @TizzyEnt How many more "...what about(s)" will you offer up in defense of this twice impeached, twice indicted former President before you finally realize none of this is about him being picked on but rather an effort to hold him accountable for his actions?

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@jsdouglas444 @TizzyEnt There's probably fewer germs on that bathroom floor than there is in that nasty bitch's mouth.

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@abbythelibb_ @SteveMartinToGo I can't figure out why anyone would give enough of a shit about Twitter to actually pay for a blue check mark. If it meant something before any idiot with $8 could sport one now it just means you've got $8 a month to spare. Wow. Impressive.

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@Mygroal @RexChapman @thomas__barker That stunt deserved at least •one• "Baba Booey."

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@simonateba There are three boobs in this story.

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@CkoneMd @NoOneYouKnow629 @JoJoFromJerz Even if that "life" is on death row, awaiting execution?

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@NotHoodlum They look like she just summoned them with a Ouija board.

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@MollyJongFast This is so embarrassing. I can't be the only one who pauses after reading this nonsense to wonder if it's actually from a former President, a parody account or "The Onion." To call him childish is an insult to children. We should expect better, demand better.

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@Cobratate The best thing about this and no matter the outcome, you will not be remembered for anything you did "pre-Greta Thunberg" or even "post-Greta Thunberg." You will instead be remembered for how badly your pathetic swipes at a young climate activist backfired.

[867-5309 ~ Jeni ♡ @TrashPandaBlue]

@HBattlebot I hate pickles and I ♡love♡ fried pickles. I'm not sure if that helps or not...

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@CalltoActivism I can't believe people still have DirecTV.

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@ajruddy71 @JillWineBanks @ABC He could've prayed it away 😉