Trash Panda

Devout Mancunian prone to exaggeration. Not a real doctor.

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First time at Old Trafford today for little legs! He loved it! Questions included; who are the Glazers; can I have some flares; who’s in the Red Army; why does everyone drink beer; and how come the crowd want Pogba to fck off! Said it was the best day of his life! #mufc

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@theruthmoreno one for Kaval

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I blame Scarlett O’Hara for a lot that’s wrong with me …. 🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠🫠🫠 @theruthmoreno

[Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬 @AlexTran677026]

Clark Gable as Rhett Butler and Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O’Hara in “Gone with the Wind” (1939).

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@KStandWaz It wanted me to go downstairs & do it on the main one …. Tough …. I’m tucked up now .thanks though pal

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My Sky TV hates me; like he knows I’ve been out & now he’s sulking. Can’t be arsed to fix it at this time

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@ladycaroline0 @dirtycrimp If I thought hard enough … I could think of some other examples …..

Smashing the arse out of them Haçienda classical nights has ruined the legacy of the Haç …..

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@ladycaroline0 @dirtycrimp He’s not wrong though …. 😳😳😳😳

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@thegaffer1969 He has “the look” ….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@thegaffer1969 Awwwwwwwwwwww love that! He looks like a mischief maker!

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@thegaffer1969 TBF it was a pretty Irish affair ….

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@thegaffer1969 I’ve been at First Holy Communion ….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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@thegaffer1969 Not funny! I’ve come in to blue screen of DOOM!!!

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@PW9101 🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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Nearly home after 2 really long arse days in London with work. Come on train; hurry up. Even got the bins on.

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@StreetwisestuV2 More tea, Ern?

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@thegaffer1969 I can only imagine what it was …. My mum looks genuinely shocked 🤣🤣🤣

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Sent to me today from my auntie. I’ve always been telling inappropriate jokes. My mum & aunties face! Ha! Probs 1988 ish

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@WhittakerWarren It’s always hard work when it’s 2 full days - mostly spent indoors in a conference/workshop setting 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Another MAD BUSY week starts …. It’s allllll just flying. Keep smiling people 😘😘😘

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@_1jiis All I see is Tiramasu 🐽🐽🐽

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@adigibson77 There was literally 10000000 spaces

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In a completely empty car park, I came back to see someone had parked right next to me. Ha ha ha … What would be the compulsion to do this???