Trash Panda

Devout Mancunian prone to exaggeration. Not a real doctor.

[Trash Panda @TrashPandaInnit]

First time at Old Trafford today for little legs! He loved it! Questions included; who are the Glazers; can I have some flares; who’s in the Red Army; why does everyone drink beer; and how come the crowd want Pogba to fck off! Said it was the best day of his life! #mufc

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@StreetwisestuV2 Happy birthday you 😎😎😎

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Sorry Papa ….

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@BrehonMark So happy I did …. Imagine getting soaking & freezing for those spineless divs

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Got offered tickets for the match today; decided to stay cosy inside; start watching The Drop & snuggle up. Mini Jaffa cakes might make an appearance!

[MATCHBEAST @matchbeastintl]

I'm the quiet one in the group chat. I've read everything.

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Just heard this on the radio for the first time in years … cranked it up .. drove out of the work car park like a full blown 90s throw back! Happy Friday x x x

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@BigEamon75 @YouTube Another one ….. sooo many top nights with this on ….. baby this .. baby that!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

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@BigEamon75 @YouTube One of my absolute faves …. This particular playing of it …. Is 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Now I’ve got it on repeat! Hope the head does t hurt too much!

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@adigibson77 Why??? Hahaha …. Don’t be trolling the vicar

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Everyone should have their profession on their high viz.

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@sciencegirl 😍😍😍😍

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@Spacemanc I went in there last night! Everyone was sat in armchairs facing the boxing … apart us … 🤦🏻‍♀️

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After review from last night … I can confirm I can’t laugh/smile without squinting or closing my eyes …. Pathetic

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Morning Manchester ✨

[Shaun Eccles @Thecharmlessman]

Of everything they've ever done, and I love it all, this is easily the best Vic and Bob sketch.

Bob losing it halfway through.

"I tell ya what I gonna do, first chance I get kid, I'm outta this small town shit hole. Am gonna go somewhere big city... rike Reeds"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@thegaffer1969 *keeper

More importantly … can you do other gastronomic marvels? Duck à la orange; Beef Bourguignon; Coq au Vin; Bouillabaisse…….

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My mate just told me her husband is making dinner; and that just blows my mind! I had an ex husband who made me cheese on toast once when I was poorly.

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@PW9101 Then I’ll put you a plate out!

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@PW9101 Sadly not … just pasta … although I make the sauce from scratch … does that count?

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@PW9101 Hahahahahahah …..

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@PW9101 lol!!! I’m just doing dinner now … I’d love someone to cook for me! Sometimes it’s such a chore!