Heather Krieger

Joyfully celebrating the strange and offbeat: I make cool art for lovable weirdos. ✂️

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The #EmpireStateBuilding was a really lovely way to celebrate #IndependenceDay

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@DanielC38167877 @BobDog19006 @MikeSington I’ve voted in the presidential elections every single time since I’ve been eligible. I’ve never attended an inauguration when my candidate won. Just cuz we voted doesn’t mean we need to go see it in person like a fucking rock concert. That’s some really weird logic, bruh.

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@whyy @nprfreshair @penfaulkner Well deserved! Such a fantastic and well-informed interviewer. Kudos to you, Terry!!

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@laurenboebert Probably cuz you can’t count all that well, Bobo. You should have finished high school.

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@sweetpea5129 @GERN4321 @CalltoActivism Not only defending him! He’s a prime candidate for her next object of lust 😂😂😂

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@EvelDick I’m from the west coast and when I actually learned they call it “cornhole”, I totally thought they were pulling my leg. 😅😅

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@Barbara94959211 @realTuckFrumper Tucker Carlson has the same exact affliction

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@SageNut798 @reporter_va @OrangeHornet @ReallyAmerican1 Hahaha. I don’t know ANY Dems who want DeSantis or Trump. NONE. What grass are you smoking, Kathy? You musta got yer paws on the good stuff!

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@RandyLouis99 @One2MnyOpinions @RuweMonica @DiedSuddenly_ This isn’t even a news article.

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@eortner @CalltoActivism @nathanfielder Hahaha yes! I would loooove to see @nathanfielder interview TFG 🤣

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@kipkniskern @charleskoh @LukesLobster $24 for 1/4 lb roll (that’s all meat weight too- no fillers!)

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@EvelDick Yep. And I failed because using the “home row” was uncomfortable for me. I could type as fast as needed (without many mistakes!) by the ol’ hunt n peck method and my dingdong teacher wasn’t having it. So I took the F and drew pictures of Bauhaus album covers instead.

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@BigCrusher10 @joncoopertweets What on earth?! I love me some Nancy, but this image is hella woof.

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@PrimmValley How about Desperado??? I want to ride it, dammit.

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@theofficetv Christmas Party …… YANKEE SWAP! 😂

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@EricTrump @andItoldyaso @Twitter @elonmusk The most surprising part of this was when I discovered you have “a friend.” Good job, sport!

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@joncoopertweets Voting BLUE in Nevada!

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A punk, a cowgirl and a raver walk into a bar…. 🤣#cuckoosnestoriginal #zubies #urbanstruggle #couplescostume #yeehaw IYKYK https://t.co/f8LSBEaQcs

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@mysticflights https://t.co/1X480IgoYE Anyone born in 1955 is now 100 years old? Lmao

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@PBS LeVar Burton or Kermit the Frog! 💚