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cryptid | despite everything it’s still you 🖤

[dude @tradboiwife]

spent 13 years of my life playing video games just to be mediocre at them at best

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[🧃 @jigar_042]

there’s a very specific loneliness that comes from having so much to say and nobody you feel like saying it to

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they simply aren’t doing their jobs.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[bern @bigballerbernn]

you're telling me a gar licked this bread?

[27. @dimvji]

fortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

[ymi @ymionvacation]

u ever wanna play minecraft and then u open minecraft and think “i dont wanna play minecraft anymore” so you close minecraft

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

“Ur perfume smells so good”

Me:

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Wow it’s almost like “tough on crime” doesn’t actually work and you have to address the root causes

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

shoutout to my fucking intuition

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life