Shash

I am the negativity

[Shash @Trashwat]

Change BDSM to League of Legends

[masha @MashaParty]

how can you tell if your therapist is trying to turn you into the joker

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid This is insane LMFAO

[Shash @Trashwat]

Jarrett and Tian feeding botlane

[️️oscar @mescalist]

happy pride month

[Shash @Trashwat]

my karmic duty is to write little matlab scripts

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid I feel like this is a Taylor Swift marketing thing and her newest album is going to be number 1

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid @mr_liuser They transferred him to another zoo :(

[Shash @Trashwat]

Das just @mr_liuser

[trenton @Pizzlies]

What da hell is a hippopotamus doing in Memphis Tennessee 😭😭😭

[Shash @Trashwat]

Luka and Jokic on the same basketball team would fix the geopolitical issues

[M4ciekssspl @MacieksssPL]

@joakial_ These countries are so similar, why don't they just unite

[konny @KonnyTalks]

Hip-Hop: The Passion of Drake

*Drake hosts his last studio session with his disciples*

Drake: I know one of you has betrayed me

21 Savage: What!?! Who?

*Drake’s disciples look around in surprise, while Metro Boomin sits in silence*

Drake: It’s ok. Let’s enjoy this final studio session

*Drake lifts up USB sticks and champagne*

Drake: Use. These are my feature verses. Drink. This is my blood. Let them forgive any sins.

*Drake hands out the USB sticks and champagne to forgive the sins*

*The disciples consume the champagne and plug the USB sticks into their MacBooks*

Travis Scott: It’s lit

*After the studio session Drake moves to the garden where he is freestyling and Metro Boomin joins him*

Metro Boomin: Drake…

Drake: Friend, you did what you had to do

Metro Boomin: I know…

*Metro Boomin kisses Drake on the cheek to signal the betrayal*

*Moments after Kanye’s army enters to arrest Drake and take him away to trial*

High Priest Pusha T: Are you Drake, the member of the big 3?

Drake: Yes. I am.

*The crowd reacts in anger, and ask a disciple, 21 Savage, if he knows Drake*

21 Savage: I don’t know him. I don’t know who he is. We’ve never met!

*Drake looks to 21 Savage and nods, knowing it’s part of the prophecy*

*They transfer Drake to Kanye West’s palace for the rest of the trial*

Kanye: Are you Drake, the King of Hip-Hop?

Drake: My kingdom is not of this place, it is R&B

*Kanye sees no faults in Drake, but is left no choice, but to listen to the crowd*

Kanye: I see no choice, but to have you crucified.

*Drake accepts his fate as it fulfils his prophecy*

Drake: I understand. May Pac forgive you.

*Drake is taken out where he is to carry a large cross to the eventual place of his crucifixion*

*Drake falls once when carrying the cross, but continues*

Drake: Ouch.

*On the way Drake see Lil Wayne crying with his disciple, PARTYNEXTDOOR*

Drake: Father take care of thy disciple. Disciple, take care of my father.

PARTYNEXTDOOR: I will.

*PARTYNEXTDOOR hugs and eases Lil Wayne*

*Drake continues until J. Cole of Forest Hill comes to help him*

J. Cole: Let me help you out

Drake: Thank you

J. Cole: I’m a Born Sinner, but I will help you

Drake: Your sins will be forgiven my child

*As the two carry the cross, until Drake passes Sexyy Red, who wipes Drake’s face of the sweat and blood*

*Drake’s face prints on the LV napkin as she wipes it*

Sexxy Red: No way.

*Drake falls for a second time*

Drake: Ughhhh. Don’t give up on me now

*As they continue Drake meets the IG models of hip-hop, as they cry watching him suffer*

Drake: Don’t cry for me. Cry for yourselves and your children.

*Drake falls a third, before eventually reaching the point*

Drake: Almost there. Hold On, We’re Going Home

*Upon his arrival Drake is stripped of his Off-White garments before he is nailed to the cross*

Drake: Oh my goodness!

*After being nailed to the cross, he is lifted, where he is crucified between DaBaby and R. Kelly*

Soldier Kendrick Lamar: Hail Drake! The king of Hip-Hop haha

Drake: Forgive them Pac, they don’t know what they did.

*As Drake hangs from the cross he utters his final words*

Drake: This is God’s Plan.

*After dying Drake is taken off the cross and carried to a tomb*

[Shash @Trashwat]

RIP the Zion Williamson of otters 😢

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

Absolute Baller. Pour one out for a real one

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid LOOOOOOOL

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid Bocchi the rock should’ve swept 😢

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid LMAOOOO

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid LMFAO WHAT????

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid Covid years didn’t happen so actually I just turned 22

[Shash @Trashwat]

@SHMO_KO The nanobots they put in the water are activated by boiling

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid My fantasy team does not think this is funny

[Shash @Trashwat]

@onlyforthevoid So humble