Alex Trautner

Overrated Ambidextrous Pitcher // Psalm 27:1 // Cabrillo College ⚾️ Alum // Another Asian lost at UCD

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

Beat my white grandma in ping pong using my phone as a paddle. Asian grandma has never been so proud

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Pete Rose played Major League Baseball for 24 seasons, from 1963-1986, and had more hits, 4,256, than any other player (by a wide margin). He gambled, but only on his own team winning, and paid a decades long price. GET PETE ROSE INTO THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME. It’s Time!

[Ninja @Ninja]

Ty for the 150 my dude <3

[(ง'̀-'́)ง strawberry shortbitch @Pinkstellaire]

I’ll be dammed if a MARGARET walk into my Asian household and refuse to take her shoes off bc she thinks her outfit isn’t complete. She won’t even make it through the front door

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

I’d run through a brick wall if the Niners Defensive coordinator asked me to rn... guy has unreal energy. Can feel it thru the TV

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

@JenCookieLyons Glasses > Contacts

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

@tlines2 MVP Baseball 2005 hands down. You = Ignorant

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

When you think she's single but she actually has a boyfriend 💀

[MLB Jesus @MLBJesus]

Congratulations to Boston and San Francisco. 😉

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

@22Moffitt Like falling behind in a count after a first pitch strike?

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Me looking at my In-N-Out order

[andre @andre]

@brandonjennings I’m one of like two or three players to win 3 nba championships, a finals mvp, an Olympic gold, and a world championship gold and announce a major golf event... and I’m weak as hell to some people!

[Foul Pole Sports @FoulPoleMedia]

Juco guys are a different animal

[Athletics @Athletics]

We're not your buddy, guy!
#PlayBall

[U @i_are_keyshawn]

I completely judge someone’s intelligence based on whether or not they believe in astrology

[Siavoush Fallahi @SiavoushF]

The Mexicans found a South Korean outside the stadium 😂

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

This is as close as we can get to Jim & Pam getting married. https://t.co/JfvMQD0Opo

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Good morning to everyone, except people who take our Tabasco bottles.

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

Left Alone by Flume (feat. Chet Faker) is one of the most powerful songs I’ve ever heard. I’d recommend giving it a through listen

[Athletics @Athletics]

We were down to our last strike.

Stephen Piscotty wasn't here for that.
#RootedInOakland

[Alex Trautner @TrautNotTrout]

@PakeManAhSam Did it live up to expectations?